What made you laugh today?

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1 hour ago, fraufruit said:

I've never had a time out either but there are plenty here that have. I'll let them explain. I think it is akin to sitting in the corner for a few days when one makes an inappropriate post.

Ahh yes, admonished by Oh poor ol Dessa, I have a few stripes on me shirt for that one, ranking at Colonel level but aiming for Lieutenant General this year.  

 

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The phone rang..  green, green!

So I pink up the phone.
"Yellow? Blue is this?

Can you speak louder?

I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later."

 

 

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8 minutes ago, john g. said:

White the hell is that joke about, Techs?👍

 

Dunno, red about it somewhere and it blue my mind.

 

What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

 

And not to discriminate..

 

What's blue and tastes like red paint?
blue paint

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What is yellow and highly dangerous?

Shark-infested custard.

Blimey! I am 15 again!!

 

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Absolutely without your gracious permission, Keleth!😂 Not that you asked for it!

He is GOOD!

Hey, that reminds me of my deceased buddy Tom from da Bronx, who reminded me you haven't lived if you haven't been divorced at least twice in your life. Tom was a professional- he divorced from the same woman twice!! And vice versa. 

Some reality and stuff..

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14 hours ago, john g. said:

What is yellow and highly dangerous?

Shark-infested custard.

Blimey! I am 15 again!!

 

 

Out loud please : 

    What's black and white and red all over?

    A newspaper

 

 

*pls excuse my spilling...

 

 

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3 hours ago, HH_Sailor said:

Out loud please : 

    What's black and white and red all over?

    A newspaper

A sunburned zebra  😉  We learned it in school with “read” and the newspaper to understand the homophone  😂

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20 hours ago, john g. said:

Absolutely without your gracious permission, Keleth!😂 Not that you asked for it!

He is GOOD!

 

One of the best ever lines from him was

"they say beauty is only skin deep,but ugliness goes right down to the fucking bone".

He is one of my favourite comedians.I love his type of humour because it´s mostly based around story telling rather than just rapid fire jokes

 

 

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Him and George Carlin were the best especially if you wanted something from comedy other than just laughs.They both really made you think.

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I am the same, Keleth. I love situational stories that develop rather than just one-liners.

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https://youtu.be/6cFlplRarCY

Keleth! This dwarf tale by Billy Connolly is hilarious!

( For the offended- well, my dad was a ... dwarf. True ). And my cousin Dave. The rest of us bastards are/ were  six-footers.

But the way he tells the story is hilarious.

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“Ha! That finishes it! … I always knew he’d be back one day to get the other one!”

 

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Politics is so depressing today in the US, I opted for humor.

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On 19/05/2010, 13:10:31, Tap said:

"I like dragons, good men and other things of fantasy"

 

... it did make me smile 

 

I can't help wondering how funny you'd find it if, instead of "good men", that sticker had read "rational women" or "intelligent women".

 

(And only 11 years late with a response -- my feed oddly put this up on top)

 

woof.

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