What made you laugh today?

[Wulfrun 23,291]

'What made you laugh today' is on its 1000th page...

Well it was until I posted this...

[dessa_dangerous 13,315]

4 hours ago, Wulfrun said:

'What made you laugh today' is on its 1000th page...

Well it was until I posted this...

 

yours was the 20,000th comment!  Mazel Tov! 

[dessa_dangerous 13,315]

On 7/23/2021, 11:29:46, john g. said:

Why old people should be banned from social media😂

 

That terrible comic is such a bummer (AmE for "this guy's whole schtick is depressing as hell"). He also could have at least tried to get those pants in his size  Here's the mold that guy was made from, even down to his super bummer haircut:
 

 

more like one for the "What Bummed You Out Today" thread.

[john g. 37,776]

Hilarious, Dessa!👍😂

And the host is brilliant! Ta for that link!

[john g. 37,776]

Try this Greek-Canadian comedian ,dessa😂👍 Loud, vulgar, non-PC, self-effacing, funny!!!

https://youtu.be/NXHL3imntQo

[john g. 37,776]

And this one!

 

[dessa_dangerous 13,315]

christ.

 

I shut it off at the point where he says his gut isn't made of fat but semen.  Because he hasn't gotten laid in five years.

 

I know humo(u)r is subjective but that was objectively awful.  All standup comics are self-effacing, most of them are terrible, even the famous professionals.  I do love standup comedy as an art form, but am pretty picky.  Small brag, I was lucky enough to be on the guest list for Dylan Moran when he came to Berlin a couple summers ago 

[john g. 37,776]

I'll see if I can find a family show for you, dessa😂

Well, alright then ..Dylan Moran👍

 

 

Decapitated rabbit? I could argue as an animal lover that is offensive but I won't because it is a humourous situation! 

[dessa_dangerous 13,315]

no, I like bad, dirty, non-PC jokes (you would be surprised, I think, john, at the difference between what I can laugh at vs what is appropriate for the forum ).  But it must be FUNNY.

 

"Look at me, I'm a miserable fat slob who hasn't been laid in five years, I'm literally a whale, free my belly of five years' worth of stored sperm."

 

Just.  Not.  Funny.  Not smart, not clever.  Just gross.

 

Sorry. 

[john g. 37,776]

But surely you liked the moment he said it's good he doesn't do drugs.." just imagine me trying to find the fridge at midnight."👍

Appropriate for the forum?😂

Witty!❤️❤️👍👍

I can't stop laughing!!!

 

I watched an interview with the Glaswegian Billy Connolly the other day on an American show and he recounted why he hadn't touched alcohol for 30 years... because he got so drunk, he wanted to call a friend to pick him up and went to one of those red phone boxes in London but couldn't find his way out of the phone box!

[dessa_dangerous 13,315]

I must have turned it off before then, john.  I'm sure your man has some redeeming qualities, otherwise they wouldn't have given him a slot and recorded it.

 

 

[john g. 37,776]

Well, the thing is, he is speaking to Greek audiences or their diaspora and he touches on the cliches and stereotypes of Greeks, which I am hugely familiar with after 7 years here!

( they are true, though😂)..

 

I played some to Greek friends the other day and they nearly died laughing and don't know him and some others I have posted on here lately!

[john g. 37,776]

17 minutes ago, dessa_dangerous said:

no, I like bad, dirty, non-PC jokes (you would be surprised, I think, john, at the difference between what I can laugh at vs what is appropriate for the forum ).  But it must be FUNNY.

 

Look at me, I'm a miserable fat slob who hasn't been laid in five years, I'm literally a whale, free my belly of five years' worth of stored sperm.

 

Just.  Not.  Funny.  Not smart, not clever.  Just gross.

 

Sorry. 

Have you never heard of sperm whales?

[dessa_dangerous 13,315]

you're driving me nuts editing every comment a hundred times after it's already been responded to.

 

I gotta go make dinner.  Back to your regularly scheduled programming. 

[fraufruit 42,459]

34 minutes ago, dessa_dangerous said:

you're driving me nuts editing every comment a hundred times after it's already been responded to.

 

 

So give him a time out for once.

[john g. 37,776]

Dessa made me laugh with her comment about my getting back to my regularly scheduled programming and I greened it.. this is the " what made you laugh " thread!

 

Fraufruit! Is that a baseball comment?😒

What do you mean? Make allowances for my slowness or kick me off the forum?😩

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, fraufruit said:

 

So give him a time out for once.

 

hahahahaha

 

Sorry - i don't get it.   

[Guest]

15 minutes ago, fraufruit said:

 

So give him a time out for once.

 

@Tap - may i politely ask why you greened this nasty post?    Do you really want john g's account suspended?

 

I don't know john g from Adam, Eve, Steve, or the serpent, but i have to ask.  

[RenegadeFurther 2,394]

18 minutes ago, fraufruit said:

 

So give him a time out for once.

Or why not remove all accounts appart from Jeffo, Alex and yourself  and then rebrand TT?  

[hooperski 29,431]

Jeez, that Bruce Chandling is the least funny "comic" I've ever heard.  Truly dire.