Alternative titles of threads

[perdido 6,083]

There use to be a thread like this but I cannot find it. I always have to take a second look at titles because I missread them. Obviously the alternative ones are more entertaining in my head. For instance the Taking dog back to Canada came across to me as Talking dog back to Canada. Which actually makes since because Canada is full of freaks.

[Thelonious Monk 1,582]

alternative titties of threads

[fRe4k 158]

Original Title: Who's a better cook?

Misread: Who's a better cock?

[Kay 4,137]

I didn't realise we had such a thread, I only remember the one on "Misheard lyrics".

 

I often misread TT titles, I wish I could remember at least a few. The only one I can think of right now is "Toytown lynch mob" that I kept reading as "Toytown lunch mob" instead.

 

Ah yes, I also invariably read "Flying intercontinentally with a baby" as "Flying incontinently with a baby"...

[perdido 6,083]

 

I didn't realise we had such a thread, I only remember the one on "Misheard lyrics".

 

Maybe it was just in my head. Some people want to blame the drugs but I feel I should leave them out of it and take full responseability for it.

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Which actually makes since because Canada is full of freaks.

 

I thought this said 'Which actually makes sense' but then i realised no, it doesn't

[perdido 6,083]

Normende VCR - free

 

Homemade VCR- free.

[robinson100 12,828]

Free Breakfront & Sideboard

 

- I've just read this as "free breakfast and sideboard", and took it to be a new marketing strategy!

[Gen 2,454]

Nice title change STB.

[Pas 8,133]

Though sometimes an attractive idea I've never known alternative tittes end well.

[ExpatUSA 1,412]

Mexican week at Lidl

 

Mexicans meet at Lidl.

[sarabyrd 18,767]

Dodgy play for dogs, owners and friends

- Then I realized that it wasn't in Adult Chat -

 

Doggy play for dogs, owners and friends

[perdido 6,083]

Oh man I think we can all guess what I thought I saw on this title at first. Cook Needed ASAP

[mlovett 8,681]

Somebody need me?

[silty1 3,613]

Before you buy a Fiat, take care.

[funf 1,007]

MarktSonntag I read as Mark Sonntag, like Heidi Montag. I figured it was some sort of Liz Frey type advertisement of a service.

[ilro 15]

Haha, I'm another one who misread Cook Needed ASAP

 

Funnily enough, it happened seconds before I looked at this topic..

[Gen 2,454]

Tell an American student about Aachen

And RWTH Aachen

 

Tell an American student about Aachen

And RTFM Aachen

[Gen 2,454]

Laura Bush suspected poisoning at G8 summit

 

Laura Bush suspected of poisoning at G8 summit

[T.J. Morton 152]

TT Berlin Photography Club photo meet up

 

TT Berlin Pornography Club photo meet up