Editor Bob sightings

[perdido 6,083]

 

Editor Bob is a bot, and therefore has inside information on such things. He's got an internal hot link with NASA, where data is transfered in real time. If he seems on edge lately it's because of the approaching flip of the calender, and while Ed Bob will be fine, his mates NASA are apprehensive, so it's only natural he's feeling the pressure.

 

 

 

We actually shut Editor Bob down around the 24th of December each year and don't reactivate him until the 2nd of January. It's safer for all concerned that way.

 

Saw him at the car wash over the summer driving a Trabant. What amazed me most was the amount of clowns he had in the car with him. The man is the definition of patience. Oh the car was red.

[Chat Noir 1,962]

See you at the deleted section ;)

[El Jeffo 41,886]

Not until we let Bob out of the box.

[RainKing 1,318]

I think the last time he took human form he ended up on a Pacific island for the sake of the domain. The bullock sacrifices got a little messy after a while, there wasn't a volcano and the people started building little computers out of coconut shells in the hope of reputation points from the sky. He still has several chubby wives though.

[perdido 6,083]

I heard he had seven sons ...all named Bob.

[Pas 8,132]

He can start a factory. Made in Munich by Roberts.

[Crawlie 292]

Is this like Where's Waldo or Wally or whoever that dude was in the stripy jumper?

[Guest]

I saw his face in my toast this morning.

[leeza 1,895]

Whoa! What an incredible likeness! Where will the shrine be set up so we can all queue up to see this miracle?

[Pas 8,132]

I would hope BadBob's place. Finally he has conclusive proof of a divine entity.

[Guest]

actually has anyone ever seen Badbob and Editor Bob in the same room?

could we actually be dealing with a Bad Editor Bob hybrid here?

*shudder*

[Chocky 1,220]

(From National Geographic)

 

These gregarious creatures are often seen in groups, and several families may live together in a large community. Squirrel-sized Editorbobs are mongooses famed for their upright posture. They often stand on their rear legs and gaze alertly over the southern African plains where they live. Female Editorbobs can even nurse their young while standing.

 

Editorbobs (also called Supermoderators) work together in numbers. A few will typically serve as lookouts, watching the skies for birds of prey, such as hawks and eagles, that can snatch them from the ground. A sharp, shrill call is the signal for all to take cover. While a few individuals guard the group, the rest busy themselves foraging for the foods that make up their varied diet. Editorbobs will eat insects, lizards, birds, and fruit. When hunting small game, they work together and communicate with purring sounds. Editorbobs are good hunters and are sometimes tamed for use as rodent-catchers.

[Orla_inka 4,637]

There is no escape from his duties for Editor Bob. He cannot rest on his laurels. Toytown is omnipresent ...

 

[mlovett 8,681]

My son saw him on PBS Kids.

[Moondancer 5,721]

Orla, my goodness! Who knew Editor Bob was so buff? When does he find time to work out?

[NoBullJim 3,685]

I think all the mods are buff. They must be, they spend a lot of energy pulling my posts. :lol:

[Moondancer 5,721]

That almost sounds kinky

[perdido 6,083]

No no no no no no. It is a well known fact that Editor Bob surrounds himself with gnomes painted in his likeness even the female ones. Which in "truthfulness" was a reason for a fallout between us a while back. The commisioned gnomes he had me create for him did have one of my likeness but I meant it out of respect. Never the less he cancelled the order. Now I sit here in Regensburg with 9 gnomes* and one quasi gnome on my balconey staring at me.

 

*it was his homage to the Brady Bunch

[RainKing 1,318]

I don't think dead, stuffed hamsters actually count as gnomes even if one of them is pushing a wheelbarrow.

[Pas 8,132]

Spotted in Edinburgh.