Funny German car registrations

[the.frollein 6,715]

Must be spring in the air, I've seen a few more S-EX this week - plus a few S-TD. Yes, I'm easily amused... :rolleyes:

[Mr.G 1,614]

Whilst living in lüneburger heide in the early 80´s, I did my German test and promptly got my first car ( Renault 20 ) with the plates beginning SFA ... .. ( Sweet F*** All )

Proved to be prophetic as I drove it under a Squaddy truck loaded with tank tracks 4 weeks later and completely wrote it off

 

For those of you from South Germany visiting Berlin and surrounding areas - keep well away from Cars with OHV plates - they´re known round here as Ohne Hirn oder Verstand ( worst drivers on the planet - trust me on this )

[kato 3,560]

I've been stuck in a traffic jam behind someone with a LA-RD plate...

[sarabyrd 18,767]

 

wanted M AN 8008 (manboob) when we lived in Munich but it was already gone.

now got a DAH number plate not much you can do with that.

 

I have a photo of a car with DAH-LX and have always wondered if the owner was a Brit.

[murphaph 9,854]

I've seen BAR FU 55 (German for "Barefoot" from Landkreis Barnim, near Berlin) which I thought was pretty good.

[HEM 11,164]

 

wanted M AN 8008 (manboob) when we lived in Munich but it was already gone.

 

My current company car (a Golf Plus) has M-?? 8008.

 

(I fly a DG-808 glider, however?? is not DG....)

 

Drove up & down the A23 / B5 yesterday & overtook one car that would have suited my wife: HEI - KE ??

[camlough 1,859]

A friend of mine has his initials and birthdate on his car. I'm sure it was to remind him of the date - he's not the most organised of people..

 

He now drives a pool car which just happens to have his initials as the actual place where the car is from which is hilarious. What are the chances of that happening?

[Lavender Rain 7,859]

I was in Garmisch-Partenkirchen region this week and saw the license GAP PY 44??.

 

GAP is the plate for Garmisch-Partenkirchen. So the plate said GAPPY, as a play on "happy".

[tor 17,530]

[kato 3,560]

Gotta put this one in full, without omitting anything, just for finally getting the Godwin into this thread:

 

 

Seriously, can you get any more Nazi references in a license plate without venturing into the alphanumeric combinations that are officially illegal? Aside from the rather obvious "FÜHR", we've got that followed by both 18 (Adolf Hitler) and 88 (Heil Hitler) in this one.

[Doughnut 20]

I've seen a couple of cars from Fürth with FÜ-CK xxx

[HellesAngel 1,889]

[Derek 1,027]

 

I always fancied moving to Starnberg just to get:

 

STA-SH 143

 

Think about it

 

Thought about it. I don't get it.

 

Replying to 7 year old posts on a sunday morning FTMFW!! :D

[notmename8 76]

stash = to hide

 

143 = I love you (according to Urban dictionary) But I don't get it really either....Stash I love you

[Derek 1,027]

Yeah I knew all that, I remember 143 from way back. Still didn't get it though :)

[vaninberlin 184]

Our old car was given to us by meine frau's mum, who does not have a good comprehension of english and is from Gera, the plates were: G:AY 154

 

I lost track how many times people would pull in behind us or what have you and take photos of the plates.

 

Since getting rid of the car, an old Corsa B that was unable to make the TUV cut, we gave one of the plates to a former colleague of mine since it was something he could appreciate ;)

[schliesser92 96]

I have seen an accident-damaged car with HU-RTxxx, and a sports car driven by a cute blonde with

HU-RExxx. When I first came to Germany I saw a VW Golf GTi with WI-MPxxx.

[mezzingtonsmythe 45]

Not so long ago i saw K-KK-###, which I pointed out to the Mrs (German) and she didnt think that that was allowed. I had a double-take when I saw it I have to say.

 

Shit. Just read the thread title. Not that I found this particular number-plate 'funny'.

[GER308 158]

Just saw a Skinhead Nazi type wit HA TE 666.

 

A friend has GER NE 69

 

Where do I have to live to get T HC 420.

[garry entropy 776]