Someone shat on the U-Bahn

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Seriously. The U6. Big, smeared pile of crap on the seat.

 

I don't care if it came from a human or an animal, that is just really bloody disgusting.

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I've also come across shit on the tram. Think (hope) it was a dog's, but shit of any kind on public transportation is really vomit-inducing.

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I've also come across shit on the tram. Think (hope) it was a dog's, but shit of any kind on public transportation is really vomit-inducing.

 

So that would mean a huge pile of poo next to a puddle of vomit?

 

Think I might have to walk!

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they should put public toilets on U-Bahns! I mean, the average trip on an U-Bahn takes at least five or ten minutes - impossible to keep your shit inside sometimes!

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How did this shit get smeared that is what I am wondering -

and on the bright side Alice at least the flies stayed away from you - hopefully.

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I witnessed a drunk woman asleep on the UBahn lift her leg and do a horrendous echoing trumpet fart that cleared the carriage at the next stop.

but shitting on the seat is heaps worse.

euhw dirty bastards! no way that could've happened by accident.

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Ive seen shit in a toilet stall in a pub and the toilet bowl was just a foot away, dirty bastards every where.

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I witnessed a drunk woman asleep on the UBahn lift her leg and do a horrendous echoing trumpet fart that cleared the carriage at the next stop.

 

Reminds me of the two city gents on the commuter train in England.

 

One says to the other:

 

"My God, Sir, have you just farted?"

 

And the other says:

 

"Dammit, man, do you think I always smell like that?"

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Never fear, it was not steaming, but it was reeking to the high heavens. There was a mass exodus from the carriage one stop further long. No idea how it got smeared... perhaps some unlucky sod sat in it before realising it was there.

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How did this shit get smeared that is what I am wondering -

and on the bright side Alice at least the flies stayed away from you - hopefully.

 

Maybe the culprit was crapping as the train went into a turn and bucked back and forth, back and forth then came to an abrupt halt.

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I witnessed a drunk woman asleep on the UBahn lift her leg and do a horrendous echoing trumpet fart ...

 

That's probably what started out here, but continued with an unexpected follow-through...

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