Experiences with dating German women

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I was wondering why nobody told the man what he needs to hear, then noticed there are so far zero responses from women :lol:

 

coolness.personified got the closest up above, although you have to be able to tell how firmly his tongue is stuck in his cheek.

 

Here's how the story goes:

 

You post an angry emoticon to her after having had a pleasant conversation with her earlier, she wants to know why you are angry ("was los") then you tell her she's cute. She's baffled, doesn't understand why you'd be angry that her profile pic is cute. (I don't get the "joke" either, but a German will have even less patience and/or tolerance for your bizarre sense of "humor".) The girl goes offline, then you call her "literally two seconds later" and she ignores it, because she's a little weirded out and wants some distance from you (evidenced by the fact that she went suddenly offline). She tries to make a little distance, you close that gap "literally two seconds later", she feels suffocated and just wants to get you out of her face, but you can't even give her a couple seconds to breathe. Umm, OK, you need your hand held so here you go, women don't like that kind of thing. You wonder if she's insecure, I can tell you only an insecure woman needs to be pursued like that. The rest of us expect our need for space to be respected or the guy comes across as desperate and creepy.

 

If this "usually works" it's because you usually deal with immature school girls. German girls, I find, are much more mature than their American counterparts and less superficial/fake than their UK counterparts. You're gonna have to up your game, son, but I'd let "Melissa" make the next move here, because if you continue to bother her when she gives you clear signals that she wants some space, she is going to feel harassed. Like any woman would.

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Everyone knows the proper thing to do in that situation is to send a dick pic.

 

 

 

This is a joke - do not do this

 

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I'm not sure how old this post is...but I find german women to be...well different!  They love to be in control and point out EVERYTHING!  The modern german woman likes to be pampered, shopping, and uphold a ''social status'' that was taught by their mothers.  In the end they like comfort security and spending your money.  If you can match the latter, your in luck!  Remember, you will need to buy a house, a vacation every year for the family in another country...and enough money for shopping sprees!  If you have 1 child you will need to buy her a new BMW station wagon as well...because apparently its necessary to fit the 400 euro buggy that will get used about 10 times when she needs to meet her friends for coffee and breakfast or lunch...dont forget...as she is spending all your money, she will also be either spending her own money she gets for 1 year to stay at home and do basically nothing all day.  I wish you luck, and dont be surprised to find missing money stashed away somewhere at some point in time.  You may have ''accidently'' stumbled over in your wifes closet.  My last words are...good luck, be ready for the most stressful, complicated, mind screw relationship that could possible happen (but you will stay because you will think of the child that will ultimately grow up with no discipline in life.  Other cultures are not welcome on how to raise a child in Germany...just the law and what oma and opa will tell your wife)  AS AN AMERICAN PLEASE NOTE:  YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE A LIGHT SPANKING WHATSOEVER TO YOUR CHILD IN GERMANY!!  YOU SHOULD LET YOUR CHILD RUN ALL OVER THE PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS AND TELL EVERYONE WHAT TO DO IN THE HOUSEHOLD!...no wonder society is doomed here...lol

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5 minutes ago, Jared Brummond said:

 YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE A LIGHT SPANKING WHATSOEVER TO YOUR CHILD IN GERMANY!!

What´s wrong with that?

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What's happened, just being ditched by the wife? What you've pointed out seems to be normal in most western societies. It comes from modern times where people want instant gratification, hence the shopping, they want freedom, we're all equal now and they want someone else to pay for it, that comes the new selfish society we live in. Don't expect other nationalities to be any different.

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Jared, sorry but I do not recognise any of that in the German women I know. For one thing they are bloody good looking women, look after themselves (ever seen 'em in the sauna, phwoar!) 

 

The ones I know are very down to earth, yeah they have their nut moments but overall they are pretty cool. Rather a Jerry woman than a coke LSD addled British ladette. 

 

And another thing, when they moan at you in German you can switch off!:) Win win.

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Is it legal to spank a child in the US? I thought that will result in immediate handcuffs.

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11 minutes ago, jeremy said:

For one thing they are bloody good looking women, look after themselves (ever seen 'em in the sauna, phwoar!)

In comparison to British women ?? A Dutch lady friend who goes to the Frauensauna told me that German women are not into shaving and have bushes you could register as an Unesco world heritage.

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1 minute ago, LukeSkywalker said:

In comparison to British women ?? A Dutch lady friend who goes to the Frauensauna told me that German women are not into shaving and have bushes you could register as an Unesco world heritage.

 

 

Troo. They do have that 70s porn look about them.

 

Thiose mags used to look like carpet catalogues eh?

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2 hours ago, Jared Brummond said:

I HATE THE QUOTE SYSTEM - FIX IT  Really  I'm a software engineer...I know for a fact this is NOT rocket science

1 hour ago, LukeSkywalker said:

A Dutch lady friend who goes to the Frauensauna told me that German women are not into shaving and have bushes you could register as an Unesco world heritage.

 

I can tell you, as a Frau, that that is very age dependent.  Based on what I have personally seen in the sauna, older women are indeed sporting a full on pelt.  But the younger women...no.   They shave.  Some go completely bare, but among the rest there are lots of styles represented.  I leave it to your imagination.  Have a nice evening guys ;) 

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12 hours ago, Jared Brummond said:

Jeba...just try it in public around all your german friends...then you will know ;)

My question was what´s wrong with a ban on spanking children, not with spanking.

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8 minutes ago, jeba said:

My question was what´s wrong with a ban on spanking children, not with spanking.

Exactly spanking among consenting adults is fine. Spanking children is just wrong and kind of perverted.

My experience is that German woman are a bit complicated and do often like control but are very independent they don't expect you to pay but they do want to travel on holiday twice a year and such so it costs to keep up \over generalization 

And under 55 shave

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13 hours ago, Jared Brummond said:

 My last words are...good luck, be ready for the most stressful, complicated, mind screw relationship that could possible happen (but you will stay because you will think of the child that will ultimately grow up with no discipline in life.  Other cultures are not welcome on how to raise a child in Germany...just the law and what oma and opa will tell your wife)  AS AN AMERICAN PLEASE NOTE:  YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE A LIGHT SPANKING WHATSOEVER TO YOUR CHILD IN GERMANY!!  YOU SHOULD LET YOUR CHILD RUN ALL OVER THE PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS AND TELL EVERYONE WHAT TO DO IN THE HOUSEHOLD!...no wonder society is doomed here...lol

 

Heh. Got a chuckle out of this one. I'm no expert on German women in general, but 15 years of marriage to the same Frau has certainly made me an expert on one of them.

 

Like Jeremy said, I don't recognize most of what you described, but yeah, on any issue relating to child rearing, particularly in Germany, my wife would opt for the law, Oma and Opa every time over my suggestion that I pass out ass whippings like I received growing up in Texas.

 

I personally don't believe spanking is right and I don't think it is the way to raise a kid, but I do know that the culture in which I grew up gives me a degree of familiarity with it that most people outside of certain parts of the US don't have. Think about how foreign the idea of hitting a child is to a German. Expecting them to accept it as a legitimate way to teach discipline to their child/grandchild would be quite an "ask"...and I would estimate it would create a major strain between you and your wife and in-laws. 

 

Anyway, just an observation from a dude who has to deal with German in-laws, as well... take my two cents for what their worth...

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