Humour that only works when you know some German

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In the absence of a thread entitled "Humour that only works when you know some Franconian", here's a small conversation from the canteen today.

 

Me: "Wie sagt man 'drought' auf Deutsch?"

Her: "Forelle"

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And who would be using the word "drought" today? We must've had 20 Hektar pro Kilogramm or whatever since this morning. Pissing cats and dogs. Glad we're not in a flood area.

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From a Martina Hill clip....

 

One woman to another...."hast du Kinder?

 

Reply...."wie die Pest"

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My dear old stepfather often repeats his jokes though I like this one..

 

Mann geht zum Arzt mit Bauch Schmerzen,

 

Doktor sagt "sie haben Organ Verschiebung"

 

"Was bedeutet das?" Fragt der Mann

 

"Leber am Arsch"

 

:D

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Wenn die Stiftung Warentest Vibratoren testet, ist dann 'befriedigend' besser als 'gut'?

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