Humour that only works when you know some German

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Steven192, I had to have this joke explained to me but I've since used to impress my German friends with my punning ability ("Guter Witz!") and remarkable lack of political correctness...thanks!

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Yachtsman..."Mayday, Mayday, Mayday. I am sinking.

Radio voice..."Ist German Coastguard. Ve read you loud

und clear. You are sinking.

 

Vot are you sinking about?

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To put the above into a bit of context:

Coastguard actually said: "What are you THinking about?"

 

 

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Yachtsman..."Mayday, Mayday, Mayday. I am sinking.

Radio voice..."Ist German Coastguard. Ve read you loud

und clear. You are sinking.

 

Vot are you sinking about?

Rather obvious: S.O.S. from ABBA.

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What about the bloke who put the anger in angerufen!

Or the baker who put the fist in Hopfisterei!

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Was sagt der Frauenarzt zur Patientin, wenn sie nach der Untersuchung die Praxis verläßt?

 

"Bis die Tage."

 

Made my German mates laugh, anyway.

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why cant you telephone the brötchen?

cos he's always belegt!!

Sad i know but i thought it was funny.

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One of the Rasthof chains has a serviette that says 'Gutes Essen, gute Fahrt.' I tend to agree, especially when Sauerkraut is on the menu

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Erring on the side of funny German names, I thought that this MEP candidate was worthy of schoolboy single entendre merit.

 

Dr Silvana Koch-Mehrin

 

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Because, basically, one would be churlish not to try to comply with her request! :ph34r:

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This one deserves commemoration from today's search logs:

 

 

02.Aug.2009 16:20:05 ... 0 ... Man liebt sich immer zweimal

Well, if you've got enough energy to go again, why not?! :D

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I live close to a Fichardstrasse and I always try to avoid saying this street name.

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