Franky Stainz seeks posse

[frankystainz 1]

The West Side Story ref was the .1%.

 

Don't get your hopes up, fellows!

 

The rest of me is ALL het.

[Gen 2,454]

Methinks he doth protest too much on that score. There's no shame in Bernstein.

[Kay 4,137]

 

The rest of me is ALL heot.

Fixed it for you. ;)

[Matt T 174]

Now, here's the sum total: One gang could run this city! One gang. Nothing would move without us allowing it to happen. We could tax the crime syndicates, the police, because WE got the streets, suckers! Can you dig it?

[parnell 68]

pre-formed posse

 

[ericsson 6]

Yes, but are there any women here?

[kitkat64 459]

That beard on the left looks like a woman (with a beard).

[gatzke 17]

Pre-op Tranny? She/He would fit in just fine, I imagine.

[jml 364]

 

@ericsson

Holy shit, that posse has chicks AND a dog. That's impressive.

Yeah and these guys had a VAN.

 

 

I've never seen a posse on *rollerskates*, well once when the gang on Happy Days caught up with the ladies on Laverne and Shirley but that was before the Fonz jumped the shark.

 

Anyhoo, good luck assembling your rolleskating posse. It sounds totally manly.

 

[cinzia 2,643]

This is funny. When I was living in Munich, where the need for a posse is so much more acute than in, say, Minneapolis or Fort Collins, I idly considered starting an international business called Rent-A-Posse.

 

You, traveling minor celebrity, wealthy boring person, or Johnny No Mates, would contact me, and specify your needs regarding size of posse, average age, gender make-up, gay/straight preference, and type of occasion (film opening, fashion show, charity function, nightclub outing, ex-girlfriend's wedding), and I would swing into action to assemble your customized posse. My RAP personnel would be models, unemployed actors, and other fascinating (but not TOO fascinating) and attractive people in the world's social hot spots. Bigger male RAP members could double as bodyguards (or just look like bodyguards, to enhance your cachet.) Said posse could meet you at the airport, your hotel, or wherever, and would be specially trained to appear to hang all over you without eclipsing you from the paparazzi.

 

I think it would have been big.

[frankystainz 1]

I've never paid for it.

 

A posse, I mean.

[frankystainz 1]

BTW, this man would be a first round draft pick in any grade-A posse. I don't really even need to say that, do I?

 

[jml 364]

Yes; however, any man who can carry off a gap in his 'stache to match the gap in his teeth usually has his own posse. Probably with a waiting list three hookers on stilletos long. Respect.

[parnell 68]

There was a guy on here the other day who had 7 shades kicked out of him in Prague...was sayin that the Ultimate Warrior was a role model for Americans... also said he was 110kgs at 7% bf ... that Czech republic was rubbish , that kind of thing ...I think I'd nominate him for this.

 

Question for Frankie ... do you wear shorts in Winter?

[frankystainz 1]

It's Franky with a Y.

 

No on the winter shorts.

[sarabyrd 18,766]

Johnny English lives out West, he might be able to russle up a coupla bodies.

 

Right I'm posse'd up and ready to go. Bloke on the right is gonna check out the gay tents, and the one on the left is gonna finish off any half-eaten chickens whilst he looks.

[mlovett 8,681]

This thread is hilarious. Here is the rival TT possée.

 

[parnell 68]

 

It's Franky with a Y.

 

No on the winter shorts.

Are you a virgin?

[eurovol 125]

 

Here is the rival TT possée.

I now know which possé I am joining! B)

[frankystainz 1]

>> Are you a virgin?

 

Yes.

 

But I can sing like a motherf*cker.