Ryanair considers charges for using the toilet

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Irish carrier Ryanair, Europe's largest budget airline, might start charging passengers for using the toilet while flying, chief executive Michael O'Leary said on Friday.

"One thing we have looked at in the past and are looking at again is the possibility of maybe putting a coin slot on the toilet door so that people might actually have to spend a pound to spend a penny in future," he told BBC television.

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A step too far or a great money making opportunity?

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And oxygen masks and life preservers will from now on only be distributed to those with the proper health insurance documentation.

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Whilst everyone seems to be moaning, perhaps we can generate some ideas for Ryanair to consider...how about...

 

Charging you to use the toilet.

It seems popular here at roadside service stations and worse still pubs and clubs where the (usually nigerian) cleaner sits outside making you feel quite guilty for not paying for the privilege of soiling the back of her pan!!!

they saw it here first

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I am actually surprised they actually have toilets on their planes. Just think of all the space they are taking up.

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I can see where this is going...

 

Enter toilet 1 Euro

Toilet paper (per sheet)

- Shiny paper 10 cents

- 2-ply 20 cents

- 3-ply (luxury) 50 cents (20% discount if pre-ordered online)

Flush

- Short flush (#1) 50 cents

- Long flush (#2) 1 Euro

Soap (10cc measured squirt) 20 cents

Water (per 5 seconds)

- Cold 10 cents

- Hot 50 cents

Exit toilet 50 cents

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people use airplane shitters to shag too.

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Are the airsick bags cheaper? You guys could use them.

They will probably charge for those as well.

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maybe just go on the plane wearing a big adult nappy.

no one will ever know.

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I can see where this is going...

 

Enter toilet 1 Euro

Toilet paper (per sheet)

- Shiny paper 10 cents

- 2-ply 20 cents

- 3-ply (luxury) 50 cents (20% discount if pre-ordered online)

Flush

- Short flush (#1) 50 cents

- Long flush (#2) 1 Euro

Soap (10cc measured squirt) 20 cents

Water (per 5 seconds)

- Cold 10 cents

- Hot 50 cents

Exit toilet 50 cents

How much for a happy ending?

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As kids we used to have the joke - what is the definition of "agony"? Outside a loo with a bent penny.

 

Now the answer would be - outside the loo with a penny - opps costs a pound.

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