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Denglisch Christmas poem

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Every Parkhaus is besetzt,

weil die people fahren jetzt.

All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,

kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.

Shopping hirnverbrannte things,

and the Christmasglocke rings.

 

Mother in the kitchen bakes,

Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks.

Daddy in the Nebenraum,

schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum.

He is hanging off the balls,

then he from the Leiter falls.

 

Finaly the Kinderlein,

to the Zimmer kommen rein.

And it sings the family

Schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!"

And the jeder in the house,

is packing the Geschenke aus.

 

Mama finds unter the Tanne,

eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne.

Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,

everybody does frohlocken.

President speaks in TV,

all around is Harmonie.

Bis mother in the kitchen runs,

im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.

And so comes die Feuerwehr,

with Tatü, tata daher.

And they bring a long, long Schlauch,

and a long, long Leiter auch.

And they schrei - "Wasser

marsch!",

Christmas now is in the Arsch.

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Just received this version in an email. Maybe not a new species yet, but another breed?

 

When the snow falls wunderbar

And the children happy are,

When the Glatteis on the street

And we all a Glühwein need,

Then you know, es ist soweit:

She is here, the Weihnachtszeit.

 

Every Parkhaus is besetzt,

Weil die people fahren jetzt

All to Kaufhof, Media-Markt,

Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.

Shopping hirnverbrannte things

And the Christmasglocke rings.

 

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,

Hear the music, see the lights,

Frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht

Merry Christmas allerseits...

 

Mother in the kitchen bakes

Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks.

Daddy in the Nebenraum

Schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum.

He is hanging of the balls,

Then he from the Leiter falls...

 

Finally the Kinderlein,

To the Zimmer kommen rein.

And es sings the family,

Schauerlich: "Oh, Christmastree!"

And the jeder in the house,

Is packing the Geschenke aus.

 

Mama finds unter the Tanne

Eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne.

Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,

Everybody does frohlocken,

President speaks in TV,

All arround is Harmonie.

 

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,

Hear the music, see the lights,

Frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht

Merry Christmas allerseits!!!

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I came across this poem yesterday and found that it was posted here a while back.  Time for a re-read methinks.

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