Three-word story

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his unfortunate companion

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Once upon a time on a boat there was a bespectacled traveller with eyes as we all do. He could see a mangy cat (he was long-sighted). The cat wore what appeared to be a great white thick woolen pair of knickers. That's strange thought the bespectacled traveller as he began to sneeze loudly and green stuff flew directly towards his unfortunate companion.

 

Growling loudly and

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turning towards his

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lover he decided

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to rub his

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head against a

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floppy-eared donkey, which

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Edit: Growling loudly and turning toward his newly-estranged wife, the floppy-eared donkey named Frank, he decided...

 

(take it from here)

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to retaliate by

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FAIL

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clawing the OP

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in the nether

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regions or somewhere...

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so that he...

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regretted not showering

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his stinky cat.

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Unbeknown to him,

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somewhere quite nearby...

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a phone rang

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he answered it