Worst jokes ever

[hooperski 29,430]

I used to be a radio ham, but I was useless ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... all I could hear was crackling.

[hooperski 29,430]

I went to four newsagents looking to buy a girlie magazine, but to no avail ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... what is the world coming to.

[hooperski 29,430]

What's black and white and eats like a horse ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... a Zebra.

[clickety6 4,152]

On 27/12/2022, 14:23:08, hooperski said:

What's black and white and eats like a horse ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... 

 

a stoned panda?

[Techsmex 13,367]

On 12/27/2022, 8:23:08, hooperski said:

What's black and white and eats like a horse

 

you on mind candy?

 

 

[hooperski 29,430]

We call them, Disco Biscuits.

 

[Techsmex 13,367]

22 minutes ago, hooperski said:

We call them, Disco Biscuits.

you poor child.    hardtack rations are collectibles these days.

 

My Grandmother died of an Ecstasy overdose.  kill-joy

 

warning:  this post may contain a downer..

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Techsmex 13,367]

"Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her posterior was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . .please advise"

 

The old man faxed back:
"Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap!"

[hooperski 29,430]

William Shatner is dating Stevie Nicks, if they get married, she will be ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Stevie Shatner-Nicks.

[emkay 10,193]

What do you call a man with no shins?

 

Tony

[LukeSkywalker 7,630]

Tonight is the match SPA-HLD. HLD stands for Haaland. It‘s similar to England, Scotland or Holland. 

[john g. 37,775]

The French are striking. So much so that their strikers scored 4 against the Netherlands yesterday😂

( with apologies to LukeSkywalker on here. I was hoping you would win)..

[Janx Spirit 11,153]

"Ashram Toothpaste"...

 

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...it's transcend-dental.