Worst jokes ever

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You have to be of a certain generation to get that, fraufruit!❤️

Fortunately or unfortunately, I am of that generation!!

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I'm not of "that" generation, but I do know Roy. :)

Great singer!

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A prostitute sits next to me in the train. I ask her "Do you want to sit at the window?" She replies "No, I'm on holiday."

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I went out with a girl last night called Lindsay Doyle ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... she smelt like a cricket bat.

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A reverse exorcism is when the devil compels the priest to exit the child's body..

 

While we're on reverse jokes,  What happens when you play a country music song in reverse?

Your dog resurrects, your wife comes back home, you get your job back, and Donald Trump is booted out of office.

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Scientists have discovered that a new coronavirus variant has reverse DNA..  AND?

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Elton John has bought his pet rabbit an exercise treadmill ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... it's a little fit bunny.

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I once lived on a houseboat and started dating the gal on the barge next door ...  Didn't last.  Eventually we just drifted apart..

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I was in the car park at Norfolk and Norwich University Hospital and there was a sign that said 'Thieves operate here."  I know they're short of doctors, but that doesn't sound good.

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One minute you're young and fun.  The next, you're turning down the car stereo to see better.  

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Twenty years ago, we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope. Now we have no cash, no jobs, and no hope.


It will be a very sad day when Kevin Bacon dies.

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I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday

 

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"Oh, just get me some bath stuff."

 

So I got her a toaster.

 

 

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Wanted to go to a fancy dress party as Adam. Went to the costume hire place.

 

Offered a fig leaf, I tried it but told the sales person that it didn't cover my requirements.

 

She found a larger one and I tried it.

I said, that too didn't cover my requirements.

 

Here is the largest in the shop, she said.

I tried it, but I had to tell her

it didn't cover my requirements.

 

She said:

I respectfully suggest you throw your requirements over your shoulder, and go as a petrol pump. 

 

 

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"This ice-cream smells a bit strange, are you sure it is fresh?" I asked.

"You do not think we are heating up old ice-cream we made yesterday?!", barked the iceman.

 

Later I decided to enjoy a Thueringer Bratwurst.

"You can not hold my sausage with your thumb!", I said to the sausage-man.

"Oh yes I can! Or do you want me to drop it on the ground. Again?", he retorted.

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I went into this pub last night and heard a singer/guitarist performing Strawberry Fields and Blackberry Way.

 

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It was a jam night.

 

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So this turtle is swimming and comes across a squid. " You alright, mate?"

 

" Not really, I'm a bit under the weather today. Can you give me a lift to the other side of the water?"

" Sure, hop on."

 

Minutes later, the turtle sees a shark and cruelly delivers him the squid.

Turtle: " Here's the sick squid I owe you, mate."

😄😩

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