Worst jokes ever

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 (because it seemed like something he would post, not because I think he is a mistake his wife made, just to be clear on that)

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15 hours ago, hooperski said:

The best bit about any argument is the hot, sweaty make up sex afterwards. Which if anything, that made the traffic warden even more angry.

 

it's why the school debating society was so popular.

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If a man cheats on his wife, he needs to seek wanger management.

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An entire city has gone missing in Yorkshire!! 

Police are looking for Leeds.

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A new fish and chip shop has opened up in town and they serve the food out of magazines, not newspapers. I've been eating them out of House and Home.

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A bloke down the pub suggested I try dips for a couple of months in an attempt to get a manly upper body.

So far I've tried Garlic Mayo, Guacamole and Blue Cheese and I've put on two stone.

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My girlfriend said switching off her mothers life support machine was the most difficult thing she ever had to do.

 She's obviously never had to sneeze while holding a full pint.

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