Worst jokes ever

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Do have Frozen Margaritas here?"

The bartender replies "NO, we make them fresh."

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Q: What does Long John Silver do before going to bed at night?

A: He puts the ship on auto-pirate.

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...for which the DB answers with "SQL Grammar Exception...Rollback, you @rschloch"

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On the subject of techy jokes:

 

The Prison service has installed Windows Vista on all its PCs.

Because it always locks up!

 

See Futurama reference

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

 

A carrot.

 

(sorry)

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So, Jesus walks into a hotel with a handful of nails and asks the clerk, "Hey, can you put me up for the night?"

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On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.

"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.

"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."

 

 

 

 

 

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A male Pornstar walks into a bar on his hands.

 

The Bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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What's the difference between a bunch of sand and a placenta?

You can't gargle with the sand.

 

(you wanted a bad one...)

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