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The best chat-up lines you ever heard

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I´ve just read the thread "I need an excuse" and it reminded me of the time a young man asked if I wanted to come back with him and see his snake?

- in actual fact he had two!

 

Another lad I knew at college used to ask "what are you cooking me for breakfast?" - quite successfully!!!

 

- which chat-up lines have you come across?

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I actually heard someone use this unsucessfully.

 

"I may not be James Blunt but I think your beautiful" CRINGE!

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My friend met her boyfriend with the line, "How much does a polar bear weigh? ... Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm..."

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I've heard this one but think it's originally from Austin Powers

 

 

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
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You could try “Hey if you can put filthy cigarettes in your mouth then I bet you will suck on just about anything

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there was a great one recently on TT posted - hmmm. made me spit out my water, had a good laugh at that. oh damn where was it...

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Tell me do you sleep on your stomach?

If she says why you say can i.

Hey i have forgot my mobile number could you end me yours.

Get your coat lass you've pulled.

I have a surprise for you i have something long and hard that every woman wants to put in her mouth! :wub:

Do you want vanilla, nut or a strawberry ice lolly

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