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Dostoyevsky, 20 Jul 2008
Posted 20 Jul 2008
If you look on google maps you can see a swastika on my head!
For once Ferguson may have a point about the state of the pitch.
Return of the Swamp Thing
Gorilla in the Mud
Reminds me a lot of Derby County's old ground.
Listen kid, next time this goes into my garden, I'll eat ya alive!
The goalee hoped nobody noticed that he pooped his pants when he caught the ball. His tummy was still upset from all that Nutella for breakfast.
Posted 21 Jul 2008
Klodja Plasnik, captain and goalkeeper of the Swampistan national team makes an excellent diving stop during a league game held on Sunday. The game was interrupted by flash floods but was resumed after all 4 players decided to continue.
Swampistan (pop. 28) is ranked 2775th in the latest FIFA rankings, 4 places above Asian football powerhouse, India.
Ray Ban: sponsors of Midge Sludgely, mud skipper for Oozley Bogdodgers.
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