Who here likes men wearing short shorts?

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I have to say, I'm wearing a nice light summer dress today and am still absolutely baking our offices are being vamped up and so there's no aircon at the mo + you can't open the windows because of all the building dust. I feel for the guys here in full suits and think they should be allowed to wear shorts! poor fellas, I can't imagine how hot they must be feeling.

Management should definitely allow it - especially as your productivity is way down if you're sweating to death in a suit and tie...Well mine is, anyway.

 

EDIT: Luckily I don't have to do that at my current job

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I don't mind men in shorts, but I was quite shocked to see my neighbour running around naked in his garden.

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I'll trade you your pants for a skirt and a contricting, sticky, bunching at the ankles, sagging crotch, snagging on anything they touch pair of nylons.

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If it's gonna turn into an argument about whether women can wear shorts, because men can wear shorts, then I suggest all the men start to wear nothing but a g-string and nipple tassles to the office, and hope to start a trend amongst the ladieeeeez. Awesome.

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As for men wearing shorts... I saw a man's testicles in the U-Bahn the other day. I wasn't looking for them either, they were just sitting right across from me. If I can see your nutsack, your shorts are too short. And you need to wear some fecking underwear. And maybe sit differently. Jesus.

When I worked at the DSS as a teenager, I had to interview a man for a Social Fund Crisis Loan whose knackers were hanging down one side of his shorty shorts.

Yes he did get his payment and yes he was asked to perhaps consider the use of underpants, as free live porn during office hours wasn't really in line with Civil Service regulations.

 

Anyway.

On the right man, short shorts are great. Think AFL players. Especially as I spent the Saturday before last cat-calling Inflateable Woman for his very hot pants as he played for the Munich Roos. His pant legs hanging down further than the shorts wasn't a great look, but he wore it well.

Mind you, you can't beat a pair of

 

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Apparently men in Munich are indeed exploring their options. I saw another man in the U-Bahn wearing a lacy blouse, unbuttoned to the navel, paired with a flowing peasant skirt and kitten-heeled sandals. I distinctly remember thinking, Ooh, cute shoes.

I feel that these men you are describing are called women.

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When I worked at the DSS as a teenager, I had to interview a man for a Social Fund Crisis Loan whose knackers were hanging down one side of his shorty shorts.

Yes he did get his payment and yes he was asked to perhaps consider the use of underpants, as free live porn during office hours wasn't really in line with Civil Service regulations.

 

 

So was he any good between the sheets?

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He didn't have any sheets apparently - he asked for a loan for those a week later and for a "frezzer".

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ER- go bare legged!

Not always permitted. My last company banned bare legs, capri pants, open toed shoes, sleeveless shirts and probably more that I can't remember now.

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I feel that these men you are describing are called women.

Mr Kitten Heels was definitely a man. From the torso up, anyway: he had facial stubble and an Adam's Apple and chest hair. He just so happened to be wearing women's clothing, and was rather casual and nonchalant about it in fact.

 

And Katrina, I'm with you: on the right man, and at the right length, shorts can be great. Maybe I'm just traumatised by the recent unsolicited peepshow. Unexpectedly seeing a stranger's balls can skew your perspective.

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Picture of man looking silly.

@Bipa. Its the shoes and socks and suit tie combo that kill it. It is though am big problem to find any shorts that look slightly smarter than some cargo pair with a zillion pockets. I have a problem wearing shorts that make me look like I'm on holiday. Same with short sleeved shirts. If they arn't paterend you look like a bus driver.

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ER - That's awful! In which case I wouldn't even bother with skirts & dresses, and stick to trousers instead - much cooler than tights!

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