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  This is my motorcycle, it self-identifies as a pushbike. I'm hoping to win The Tour de France this year.  

  "You go girl"        

Being Muslim, I find this attempt at humour offensive.

  There is no place in today's society for humour, everyone these days has to be outraged and be a victim. What a sad and soulless world this is turning into.  

Glad to hear that you've come through your ordeal, hope you're still a bit forthright.

   

  And that "strong" character is his wife.

Like Groundhog Day ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... nothing changes.  

That would never happen in a democratic country ...   https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-64204860  

  Ooh, do tell.

Figures are in for the annual Boxing Day Swim in Dover, 324 went in ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... 487 came out.

(At a job interview) Boss, "So, what is your best quality?" Man,  "Hindsight". Boss, "That would be of no value to us". Man,  "Yes, I can see that now".

Who the hell did the catering?      

"HE SLIPPED".  

If I had a pound for every time my wife called me Rain Man ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I'd have £4,817.

  Jeez, if I was beaten by a wet wipe brother like William, I would keep that secret.  Feel the shame ...

Probably, old habits and all that ...

People should boycott Harry Windsor's latest book, "Spare" ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... out of respect for his privacy.

  Well if it's simply an "either or" argument. Don't have time = both parents working. So can afford nutricious food. Don't have the money. I call bullshit. Nutricious food bought and prepared at home is way cheaper than buying processed crap. Steak and kidney, liver, heart. All healthy as fuck and cheap.

Indeed, a First World problem.

   

Pretty sure that Americans learn their geography from the countries they invade.   And this from a school teacher and a manager in the UK. The look on the face of the host ... priceless.    

My New Year Resolution is to procrastinate more ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...  I'll be starting soon.

 

  That would make a charade, of the whole charade.