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About hooperski

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  • Location Wales
  • Nationality British
  • Hometown Midhurst, Sussex, England.
  • Gender Male

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  1. Tip of the day

    Liven up the library by simply hiding all the books on anger management.
  2. What made you smile today?

    Christ, look at the time.  
  3. I've just posted a silly photo

    Two highballs please.
  4. What made you smile today?

    And the Oscar for the best dead duck goes to ... ... ...    
  5. Untrue (Alternative) facts

    A stolen chandelier is known as a gondolier.
  6. Worst jokes ever

    Two goldfish in a bar, the barman asks, "Why the long faeces?"
  7. First World Problems

      Life's a bitch for j2.     He said. "Got one of these new stand up paddles for the holidays. We tried it out on the beach near San Tropez earlier this year and my son lost the tiny bloody screws which holds the fin on the board. I was scraping through the sand to no avail.    Bought another screw last week so we can use it again in Croatia soon and today we tested the whole board out in the inlaws pool. Perfect. This SUP may be fun"...     So just as we've been saying all along, j2 has a screw loose.  
  8. Untrue (Alternative) facts

    UKIP have sacked this week's party leader Dick Braine, and replaced him with Ivor Smallcock.
  9. Politics Gen XYZ

    China too is facing a pension crisis due to their "one child" per family policy. The state pension will collapse by 2035.
  10. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49367792     It's a big, some say huge island, and it's called Greenland. And I've been told it's actually covered in ice, where as Iceland is mostly green. Anyway, I'm still going to buy it ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... and by the way,  Mexico is going to pay for it.  
  11. Politics Gen XYZ

      This is outrageous, when I started working back in 1969, I agreed to pay into the scheme and draw my state pension at 65. The bastards moved the goalposts and I have to wait an extra 6 months before drawing what I'm entitled to. I go back to England very regularly and often I'm told the local news, so and so has passed away. These people aren't in their 90s, they are people I went to school with. People are dying in their 50s and 60s. FACT. The government figures are just a cynical ploy to save paying out pensions to tens of thousands of people that have paid into the scheme. I think that in the future, the government will outsource the pension scheme completely, freeing them from any liability. Does anyone actually believe that we will live longer with the modern life that we live. Sedentary lifestyles, overeating on junk food, binge drinking, obesity and diabetes at record levels, pollution, micro-plastics in our food chain, etc etc. They can just fuck off with their statistics and lies, they will be unaffected with their fat, generous pensions.
  12. Definitions game

    specular - on reflection, I can see the meaning of this word.   Pyrrhic.
  13. Brexit: The fallout

      Odd that he invented a food that you can eat using just one hand.
  14. Untrue (Alternative) facts

    In the Autumn, Theresa Green turns into Theresa Brown