• Content count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

Community Reputation

21,784 Awesome with awesome sauce


Profile Information

  • Location Wales
  • Nationality British
  • Hometown Midhurst, Sussex, England.
  • Gender Male

Recent Profile Visitors

15,559 profile views
  1. What made you laugh today?

    Brilliant practical joke.    
  2. Why so, are they needed down at the wall? Or maybe to try and stop him being arrested.   https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-46623617  
  3. Only in America...

    Brilliant, not all superheroes wear capes.
  4. Complete FAIL

    There's fails, then there's this ... https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/gallery/2014/jan/08/worlds-worst-wax-museum-in-pictures  
  5. Brexit: The fallout

    HUGE if true... Dave Keating‏Verified account @DaveKeating The European Commission will at noon today publish its preparation plans for no-deal Brexit. Here are some highlights based on early info: (thread) 1) UK nationals residing in other EU countries will from 29 March no longer have the right to live/work there. 11:24 PM - 18 Dec 2018 from Brussels, Belgium   Citizenship rights The rights of three million EU citizens residing in the UK and more than one million Britons living in the EU would not be protected in a no-deal scenario. EU citizens in the UK would be in “a form of legal and political limbo – not illegal, but with their status at best anomalous”, says the New Statesman. “Meanwhile, UK nationals elsewhere in the EU would find themselves at the mercy of individual nation states.”
  6. Worst jokes ever

    I just killed a spider with a newspaper, I didn't realize that they could read.
  7. Tip of the day

    Sirloin steak makes a tasty alternative to veggie burgers.
  8. Xmas family pictures

      Isn't Christmas just FABULOUS.
  9. Untrue (Alternative) facts

    As the Queen appears on British postage stamps, it is decreed that you are allowed to lick the back of her head.
  10. What made you laugh today?

    Just seen Piggy taking his family out on his new Chopper.    
  11. Untrue (Alternative) facts

    If your diet has too much salt in it you can neutralize it by simply eating a few heaped spoonfuls of sugar.
  12. Worst jokes ever

    When Aladdin got invited to the orgy, he came on a rug.
  13. Random pointless comments

    Jazz, for when the right notes don't matter.
  14. Xmas family pictures

  15. In the UK boys now can have periods too, ..

    ... pushes tongue right through cheek.