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Brilliant practical joke.    

Why so, are they needed down at the wall? Or maybe to try and stop him being arrested.   https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-46623617  

Brilliant, not all superheroes wear capes.

There's fails, then there's this ... https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/gallery/2014/jan/08/worlds-worst-wax-museum-in-pictures  

HUGE if true... Dave Keating‏Verified account @DaveKeating The European Commission will at noon today publish its preparation plans for no-deal Brexit. Here are some highlights based on early info: (thread) 1) UK nationals residing in other EU countries will from 29 March no longer have the right to live/work there. 11:24 PM - 18 Dec 2018 from Brussels, Belgium   Citizenship rights The rights of three million EU citizens residing in the UK and more than one million Britons living in the EU would not be protected in a no-deal scenario. EU citizens in the UK would be in “a form of legal and political limbo – not illegal, but with their status at best anomalous”, says the New Statesman. “Meanwhile, UK nationals elsewhere in the EU would find themselves at the mercy of individual nation states.”

I just killed a spider with a newspaper, I didn't realize that they could read.

Sirloin steak makes a tasty alternative to veggie burgers.

  Isn't Christmas just FABULOUS.

As the Queen appears on British postage stamps, it is decreed that you are allowed to lick the back of her head.

Just seen Piggy taking his family out on his new Chopper.    

If your diet has too much salt in it you can neutralize it by simply eating a few heaped spoonfuls of sugar.

When Aladdin got invited to the orgy, he came on a rug.

Jazz, for when the right notes don't matter.

... pushes tongue right through cheek.