Uncle Nick

Is this one of the streets there?  

 

I was treated very well when I had myocardits.

Go to the Mieterverein, membership costs somewhere around 80€ a year they can give you advice. Tenants are well protected in Germany and the landlord can't throw you out on a whim.

If you hate this society so much why are you still here?

How could she make the owner force you to leave? As long as the rent is not at least 2 months overdue you should be ok. As you have not mentioned your nationality I assume that you have all the necessary documents and are earning enough to stay in Germany. 

Which of two is saying that?

After discussions with the German ministry of transport the Dutch have come up with a new idea to prevent traffic jams on the Autobahn.

looking at Uranus

  Wrong, they have to leave you with a minimum to survive!

When I was a kid my mum used to sing a sadder version of the following song which made me cry:    

I saw a poster for the CSU once, it simply had a picture of Edmund Stoiber and his wife and it only had the words "Die Stoibers", I was sorely tempted to write the following below it:   Eine Bayerische Komödie

A Parrot Swallows a Viagra Tablet.His Owner Disgusted Puts Him in the Freezer to Cool off.Later When he Opens the Freezer he Finds the Parrot Sweating.He asks- "How come you are Sweating?"The Parrot replied- "Do you know how Hard it is to Open the Legs of a Frozen Chicken?".

xeroderma - skin condition that develops when you photocopy your arse.   posterior

and always detectable