Uncle Nick

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  • Location Athens
  • Nationality British
  • Gender Male
  • Year of birth
  • Interests cinema, reading, cooking and generally having a good time

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  1. What made you laugh today?

    Is this one of the streets there?  
  2. Online videos

  3. I was treated very well when I had myocardits.
  4. Joint rental agreement after breakup

    Go to the Mieterverein, membership costs somewhere around 80€ a year they can give you advice. Tenants are well protected in Germany and the landlord can't throw you out on a whim.
  5. If you hate this society so much why are you still here?
  6. Joint rental agreement after breakup

    How could she make the owner force you to leave? As long as the rent is not at least 2 months overdue you should be ok. As you have not mentioned your nationality I assume that you have all the necessary documents and are earning enough to stay in Germany. 
  7. What made you laugh today?

    Which of two is saying that?
  8. I've just posted a silly photo

    After discussions with the German ministry of transport the Dutch have come up with a new idea to prevent traffic jams on the Autobahn.
  9. Three-word story

    looking at Uranus
  10. Obligation to pay alimony under German law

      Wrong, they have to leave you with a minimum to survive!
  11. Songs that make you cry

    When I was a kid my mum used to sing a sadder version of the following song which made me cry:    
  12. AfD on the rise

    I saw a poster for the CSU once, it simply had a picture of Edmund Stoiber and his wife and it only had the words "Die Stoibers", I was sorely tempted to write the following below it:   Eine Bayerische Komödie
  13. Jokes

    A Parrot Swallows a Viagra Tablet.His Owner Disgusted Puts Him in the Freezer to Cool off.Later When he Opens the Freezer he Finds the Parrot Sweating.He asks- "How come you are Sweating?"The Parrot replied- "Do you know how Hard it is to Open the Legs of a Frozen Chicken?".
  14. Definitions game

    xeroderma - skin condition that develops when you photocopy your arse.   posterior
  15. Three-word story

    and always detectable