Uncle Nick

My father looked a bit like Andy Warhol especially when he was wearing his reading glasses. One evening in a restaurant the waiter brought over a note from another table which read: "Good evening Mr. Warhol, we would just like to say that in our opinion you are the best artist of the century." My father sent back the following note: "I am not Andy Warhol, I am John B. and I am a barrister." A few minutes later another note came: "It's alright Mr. Warhol, we won't disturb you any further!"