InterestsIf you're seating next to me in a bar, and you order french fries, next time you look, half of those french fries will be gone. If you smoke and seat next to me, you'll definetely go back home without your lighter. And if you invite me to a party to your home, next morning your CD collection will be cut in half.
Other than stealing stuff, I also enjoy watching football, playing billiards and drinking whatever is in front of me, but if I had to pay, I'd chose beer or wine.