Johnny English

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  • Location Landsberg am Lech
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  1. Here's the thing. I cannot decide whether to live in Berlin or Munich, I need some white flour to bake bread, and my visa has slightly expired.   I have spent 1.3 seconds looking for the answers but have the intellect of a flip-flop so have decided to start my own thread.   Can anyone help me please before I looose my mind.
  2. Why do people still smoke?

    Jumping quickly on my high horse - but I just don't get why people in this day and age still smoke???   I know life is a terminal disease, but smoking just seems so dumb that I now look down on anyone I see smoking. I think people that smoke are just one notch lower in the intellectual stakes. Was queuing just now in the supermarket behind a woman buying 40 Marlboro and my instant thought was "moron".   It's a dodgy argument as I am a few kilos overweight (so could be argued that is a self-inflicted danger) and drink a bit occasionally (also a self-inflicted danger), I ride a motorbike etc, but I consider these as extensions of natural human actions.   I am just being forced to ponder existence a bit this week as I have 2 people I know well in the UK in hospital (one won't see Friday), and life is a dodgy game at the best of times without sucking on cancer sticks.   So stop now people!
  3. Interesting spam e-mails received

    I liked that recent one that started "One chin is enough - lose the others" but this is my current favourite from a nice chap called Pampel Stefan.     Is Pampel registered on this forum perhaps?