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    The difference between a ship and a boat is size. Generally, a boat is a smaller craft than a ship. Ship is the more broad term for any oceangoing craft. A boat is a small vehicle for traveling on water. A boat can have oars, paddles, sails, or a motor to make it move. A ship is a large boat that can travel across deep water, such as a sea or ocean. A ship is built to carry people or goods for a long distance. A ship is propelled by sail or power only. However, there are two notable exceptions: submarines are officially boats and ore-carrying vessels that traverse large lakes are also called boats.


  2. Toni and Guy it mate! I was there last night, 38EUR for the chop and they speak English too. Get good service and they take their time and not push you out of the door, they give you a nice drink too, unfortunatly no beer (yes I have tried :P)


    Marina is really good there and can speak English, you will need to make a appointment though but the waiting list is not long at all, usually get a slot within 3-5 days of asking :)


  3. Back to normal life for the England lads...


    What I did on my summer holiday

    By Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2


    I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown

    up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to

    live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does

    live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it

    will make Uncle Owen cry if I do. In Germany there are lots of castles

    and some mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's

    a silly name, Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly

    too, his mum must get their underpants mixed up all the time.


    On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and

    wants to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does

    Uncle Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore.


    Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle

    Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks

    like Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses

    and knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me

    some pop.


    In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my grandad says we

    beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time



    While the grown up's went to play football so I went shopping with

    Auntie Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got

    herself a little one but she said she was full before she had eaten any

    and threw it away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play

    with Brooklyn. She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of

    her songs, I think she was telling fibs.


    I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he sulked, then he

    bought me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's & thousands on



    All the other grown up's have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays

    with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy,

    that's why I got taken on holiday.


    The grown up's went to play Football against somebody called Sweden,

    Uncle Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk

    to him. Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle

    Sven is from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last

    night. Uncle Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a

    plaster. Uncle Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see in books,

    he is rubbish at football though.


    Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of out holiday but it got better

    so they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not

    like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while

    we are here, they are too tight for me.


    All the grown up's started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood

    on somebodys spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all

    saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had

    to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his

    pocket, I think.