El Jeffo

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  1. Politics Gen XYZ

  2. Conspiracy theorists

      #JEFFOanon
  3. What made you smile today?

    More like "Don't make jokes about the war when you're in the bunker and bombs are falling around you", fucknuts.   Have you never heard of "too soon"? Thought not.
  4. What made you smile today?

    Forgive me if I fail to see the humor in a cartoon that promotes corona conspiracy theories: specifically, that reported corona cases/deaths are too high (and therefore not credible) because doctors and hospitals get paid extra if they state that coronavirus is the diagnosis/cause of death.   This is the original cartoon, BTW, before some COVID denier got hold of it: (source)   What's next? Holocaust jokes?
  5. What made you smile today?

      Gone over to the j² side, have you John?   Sad.
  6. Conspiracy theorists

      They're not "mentally ill", they're "eccentric".
  7. Terminating a work contract

    Okay, you didn't mention that. Obviously unemployment benefits aren't relevant in that case.   There's a chance that your employer might agree to an Aufhebungsvertrag, which would release you from your duties immediately. You could suggest that when you resign.   Please let us know how it works out (and what your lawyer says).
  8. Terminating a work contract

    If you resign, you'll forfeit the first 3 months of your unemployment benefits (assuming you have an entitlement). Hopefully your lawyer will advise you of this.   Your last day of employment will depend the wording in your contract. They often stipulate that you have to quit as of the 15th or end of the month. If it just says "4 weeks notice", then it's 4 weeks - so September 13 if you give notice on August 16.
  9.   Correction: It was proposed, but then torpedoed by Roland Koch, who was then premier of Hesse.   It was never codified in law and probably never will be.
  10. Why are you unhappy today?

    So sorry for your loss, @AlexTr.
  11. Bitcoin - a decentralised digital currency

    Spoken like a true cult member. Hodl!
  12. Tesla Gigafactories, News and Conversation

    Exclusive enough to enjoy responding to all the people who do a double-take and ask, "What? You drive a donkey fart?" 😂 
  13. Flooding in Rhineland-Pfalz

    SpiderPig has contacted me. He asked me to tell you that if anyone on TT has lost their home/property as a result of the flooding in NRW and Rhineland-Pfalz, he has an empty house that is available until you can get back on your feet.   PM me if you need to and I'll put you in touch with him.   Cross-posted only because it's two separate forum sections.
  14. Flooding in Rhineland-Pfalz

    I'll pass that suggestion on to him, @Namu, but I believe the offer was intended primarily for TTers.
  15. What made you laugh today?

     
  16. Hardly. I live about 500m away from a small park where our local ADAC medevac helicopter lands around 2-3 times per month. It makes an ungodly amount of noise.   The rotor/engine noise gives you at least 2 minutes to find your phone and start the camera recording, which should be enough for any but the least dexterous among us.
  17. I assume they still had rotary-dial phones when you lived in Bogenhausen - or was it the telegraph?   In any case, all modern smartphones also serve as video cameras nowadays. It shouldn't be too hard to shoot some footage of a chopper that almost took off your chimney pot now.
  18. Flooding in NRW

    SpiderPig has contacted me. He asked me to tell you that if anyone on TT has lost their home/property as a result of the flooding in NRW and Rhineland-Pfalz, he has an empty house that is available until you can get back on your feet.   PM me if you need to and I'll put you in touch with him.   Cross-posted only because it's two separate forum sections.
  19.   LOL. When your desire to prove me wrong overrides your need to keep pretending that English isn't your native language.   You walked right into that one, cupcake. Keep digging.
  20.   Like you innocently asking if the neighbors in question were Romani (e.g. Gypsies) instead of Romanians - as if that would justify everything?   Yeah, that's not xenophobic or racist at all.   Keep digging, cupcake.
  21. What's got you flummoxed today?

      So, after more than 1 year of constant online meetings, you haven't figured out that colleagues who say "Sorry, I was on mute" are doing other things with their time than following constant online meetings?
  22. Tesla Gigafactories, News and Conversation

    Man, lots of whatabout on the forum today.   How about that?