El Jeffo

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  1. Create a new conspiracy theory

    It's well known in some obscure corners of TT that Admin El Jeffo never resigned and is still a sekrit admin who can have any post or user he wants removed at a whim.   Apparently I'm the TT equivalent of JFK Jr. and Tupac.   Peace out, y'all.
  2. Politics Gen XYZ

      Yup. Private businesses have the right to refuse service to anyone, unless prohibited by Title 7 (anti-discrimination) provisions. Especially if they repeatedly violate the terms of service, as is the case here.   They can't ban gay wedding cakes and eat them too. Or something like that.
  3. Berlin Corona Vaccinations

      You're supposed to be able to request a digital vaccination certificate immediately after you get each shot, but you won't be recognized as having developed full immunity until 14 days after the second shot.   Have you tried using the Corona Warn app to scan the QR codes they gave you when you got your shots?
  4. That's what the ropes are for. 
  5. Breaking News

    Breaking news: jeba is so out of touch with Germany that he thinks N-TV is news.
  6. Politics Gen XYZ

    Seen at a recent T**** rally:  
  7. Politics Gen XYZ

  8. This is getting rather off-topic, but I was today years old when I learned that Berlin has a group called the Berlin Swinging Bears.   Surprisingly, they do square dance, and not the other thing you'd think the name would imply.   Go figure.
  9. Verwahrentgelt for existing bank users, is it a trick?

    Since when do people vote for the ECB?
  10. Sorry, but my crystal ball is on the fritz.   Things are looking relatiely good right now, but they were looking good last summer, too, before Germany entered its second lockdown, which made the first one look like a cake walk. Nobody can say if Germany will have to lock down again in the fall or if you'll even be able to enter the country for tourism purposes then.   Sorry.
  11. Wow, just wow.   Although I have to admit that "sleep with me or society will collapse" is a pretty good pickup line, in a Terminator kind of way. You should try that one the next time you go out on the town. 
  12. You might never find a life partner, @Pesar, but I'm glad you've at least found a hobby in posting your laments on Toytown. Mazel tov. 
  13. Yes, but why go to all that trouble? It's so much easier to blame the people who apparently aren't attracted to him.   With that kind of attitude, he's destined to be forever alone.
  14.   He says he isn't "photogenic". No sense throwing good money after bad.
  15. The end of private in-house caregiving

    Sorry, but you're doing it wrong. You can't use the conditional to describe something that's already fact.   And despite all your wailing, we all know you'll be back here the minute you think you need another vaccine dose or more competent medical care.   jeba gotta jeba.
  16. The end of private in-house caregiving

    Good thing we don't live in the Federal Republic of Jeba. Socialized medicine can only go so far before it becomes an intolerable burden on the working population.   Didn't you already do that? Or do you not live on Cyprus now?
  17. Reinvest in property

    Profits on stock gains are always subject to capital gains tax.
  18. school leaver health insurance

    Found this online for you, @kiplette:   (source)   If she has a preference, she should enroll with the Krankenkasse of her choice. If she fails to do so within 14 days of starting the job, the choice will be made for her.
  19. "Paigo"

      You need to get in touch with the Rundfunkagentur and explain the situation. Hopefully it will be resolved at no cost to you.
  20. Twat of the day

    So you dragged the image from the e-mail to the edit box? That created a link to the file on your computer, which your browser can decode, but nobody else's - because we don't have access to your computer.   You can save the file on your local drive by right-clicking it and choosing "Save image as..." (or something like that) and then upload it to the server from the storage location.
  21. Twat of the day

    Copy and paste is unreliable due to differences in browsers and add-ons, plus many sites take active measures to discourage hot-linking.   Better to use the "choose files" link at the bottom of the editing box and upload directly to the TT server.
  22. Politics Gen XYZ

      Sounds like a good premise for a comedy sketch, à la Benny Hill.
  23. Twat of the day

    Because your image doesn't display.
  24. Politics Gen XYZ

      Don Jr. - aka Half-Scoop - seems to be taking the impending indictment well:   How coked up to you have to be to think posting that was a good idea?
  25. Bitcoin - a decentralised digital currency

    Oh what tangled webs we weave...     "Zero transparency"