El Jeffo

You can search for the company name here: https://www.unternehmensregister.de/ureg/  

About our plague rats' latest ball of moldy cheese:   An educated hack can still be a hack. He has no scientific background.

Don't worry, we're laughing at you, not with you.

  Neither is jeba

  I prefer the original:

Laughing at aggressively stupid people who refuse vaccines and masks because they "have a healthy immune system" and swallow horse paste because they "do their own research" is, in fact, hilarious.   And if that person was in a position to influence and encourage others to follow their idiotic behavior, it's a laugh riot.   Sorry, antivaxxers.  

  A business expense is not deducted from the overall amount of tax you pay. It simply lowers your taxable income. This, in turn, lowers your tax burden, but not by the full amount of the expense.   P.S. It's "paid", not "payed" in a financial or transactional context

Tax-deductible = lowers your taxable income   That's not the same as "you don't pay for it".

  Narrator: That's not what it means.

  ?

Of all your dumb bad takes, this is certainly one of them. 

Not quite spam, but I just got an e-mail from easyJet with the subject line "there's up to 25% off, what are you waiting for?"   Uhhh, maybe for the pandemic to settle down just a tad?   Fuckwits.

  That one would almost certainly have been the Sinovax, wouldn't it? And it's not recognized by the EMA.

  ZOMG: do you realize how you'll have to pay for that? Let me give you a hint:   They've clearly been co-opted by Big Copper! Get away from there as fast as you can!

  Nobody's forcing you to get the vaccine. But by failing to meet your obligations to protect your fellow humans as a member of society, you forfeit your right to participate in said society.   Your body, your choice - but it's also our choice as society to not have to deal with your bullshit.

We know, everyone should get vaccinated but you. Because you're a special snowflake.   Economists call this the "free rider" problem.

  To be fair, they seem to be highly allergic to facts. I'm sure they'll find some quack doctor who will be more than willing to confirm this in writing for a fee.

  I was thinking the exact same thing, but that's just me being cynical for sure.   The douchebag doing a long burnout on his way out of that not-at-all-staged scene was really the cherry on the icing on the cake for me.

in a twist

Entirely commensurate to the input material.   GIGO.

Yes, we know. You sound so very, very concerned.    

  That's because they only need to scan the most recent certificate (and check that it matches the name on your ID) for verification. The previous certificates remain saved in the app, but are not relevant for verification.   To access them, tap the certificate that is displayed initially and scroll down to the bottom of the screen.

Worst. Remake. EVAR.

over double-pooped undies