El Jeffo

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  1. 3G in Restaurants?

      You can lead a plague rat to water, but you can't make them think.
  2. The War in Ukraine

      Orban and his party have complete control over the Hungarian media landscape. They're as brainwashed as the Russians.
  3. The War in Ukraine

      Yes, shackling one's hands behind one's back and then shooting oneself in the back of the head is quite the performance indeed.   Plenty of evidence of looting and rape, too.   My days of thinking that Russian "soldiers" are nothing more than criminal scum are certainly coming to a middle.
  4. The War in Ukraine

    Words don't seem to be getting through to our appeaser-in-chief, so I'll go Full Internet and try a cat meme.
  5. The War in Ukraine

    Overwhelming and highly disturbing evidence that Russian soldiers are indiscriminately conducting mass murder of civilians and raping children as young as 10, and jeba still thinks the Ukrainians should just lie back and think of capitulating.
  6. Buying power, inflation and others

    The big jumps in the prices of vegetables are directly linked to Putin fucking around with Europe's gas supply. Most of the tomatoes, bell peppers, and cucumbers we import from the Netherlands are grown in massive greenhouses, which have to be heated. If the heating costs go up, which they have, the prices go up.
  7. The War in Ukraine

  8. The War in Ukraine

      Does this mean you've joined Jeba in believing that appeasement is the preferred policy here?
  9. The War in Ukraine

      The first rule of Russian Shill Club is "When questioned, link to the blog of another member of Russian Shill Club".
  10. The War in Ukraine

      The key to a good joke is including an element of truth in it.
  11. The War in Ukraine

      Damn straight. People fall out of windows and land on a bunch of polonium-laced bullets all the time, all over the world.
  12. The War in Ukraine

      Or even poisoned Roman Abramovich and a Ukrainian delegation attempting to negotiate peace.   It really is a mystery why everyone thinks that Putin might be a war crime kinda guy, ain't it?
  13. The War in Ukraine

    The Russian invasion of Donbas followed the exact same playbook as in Moldova and Georgia. And was repeated in Crimea.   Coincidentally, it's also the same excuse Hitler used to invade the Sudetenland, so your buddy Vlad is in good company.
  14. The War in Ukraine

      Is anyone else posting such blatant pro-Russian lies?   Next you'll tell us that Russia's really on a peacekeeping mission to denazify Ukraine and it's all NATO's fault for surrounding Russia anyway.
  15. The War in Ukraine

    New cereal announced for Russia:
  16. 3G in Restaurants?

    Yes, but on Soviet Toytown, bear makes you dance.   Some people are just here to rustle jimmies.   I'm anything but innocent, but I'm trying to get better.
  17. 3G in Restaurants?

      No, but it's a problem for our rugged individuals who are afraid of needles.
  18. 3G in Restaurants?

      They're rugged individualists who have done their own research and trust their God-given immune systems.   That's all you need to know.
  19. 3G in Restaurants?

      I think I see your problem right there...
  20. Got this in my inbox. I'm a regular at these shows and it's always a fun time. If you'll be in town over Easter and are looking for something fun to do, try it out. The two-for-one deal is a steal.       The English Night at Quatsch Comedy Club on April 12th-13th 2022   Springtime has come and all of our great comedians for the upcoming English Nights have a spring in their step! Once again, we’ve booked three top English-speaking comedians from all over the world – plus one local talent – to play our club for two nights only. So you can enjoy English comedy the way it should be: up close, in your face and live! Don’t miss our Two for One deal! Simply enter the code TEN50 during checkout in our web shop (offer valid from March 21st to April 12th ).   The line-up for our shows on April 12th and 13th 2022:   Ria Lina (UK, Philippines): Having been raised in the US, Holland and the UK, Ria is a truly international comedian. Her charm and intelligence allows her to get away with anything from the most audacious routines to subtle wordplay. She has headlined clubs around the world from Glasgow to Singapore, Seattle to Australia. Jeff Innocent (UK): A legend in the UK, Jeff won British Comedian of the Year 2021. The Guardian has described him as having “the body of a nightclub bouncer and the brains of a university boffin”. He’s stormed comedy clubs all over the world and we’re excited to have him with us for the first time. Spotlight Berlin: Annick Adelle (D): Annick started out in San Francisco and now lives in Berlin, L.A. and New York, performing regularly at LA’s Laugh Factory and Comedy Store. Annick’s comedy is observational, sharp, in the moment and situational. Allan Havey (USA): Known from Mad Men, Letterman, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Billions, and much more, Allan has worked with all the greats and is considered one of the best stand-ups working today. His career spans over four decades of laughs and we’re thrilled to have him back as our headliner. As always, your host is the lovely and talented Christian Schulte-Loh!     Important note: Berlin’s “3G” rule will be in effect for these shows. To attend, you must present proof of vaccination against Covid-19, a certificate of recovery, or a negative coronavirus test that is less than 24 hours old.                    
  21. 3G in Restaurants?

  22. 3G in Restaurants?

      As if there was any doubt.