El Jeffo

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About El Jeffo

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    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

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  • Location Berlin
  • Nationality American
  • Hometown Bakersfield born and raised, yessir
  • Gender Male
  • Interests Blowing bubbles at and hugging refugees, in that order - apparently.

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  1. Covid-19 Poll (UPDATE 9 Aug 2020: new poll questions)

    Plague rats, please...  
  2. Covid-19 Poll (UPDATE 9 Aug 2020: new poll questions)

    They know anonymous polls aren't really anonymous and that you will be reporting all of them to their local antifa offices for reeducation and generous anal probing.   Nice try, though.
  3. President Donald J. Trump

    He can't read.
  4. Politics Gen XYZ

      Yeah, doctors be all like, "wear a mask, protect yourselves and others," and the plague rats shout MUH FREEDUMBS and pop a hydroxychloroquine.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  5. Coronavirus

    Mecklenburg-Vorpommern went back to school this week. Two schools are already closed - a teacher was infected at one, a student at the other.   Next week in Berlin should be fun. Not.
  6. President Donald J. Trump

    He also referred to Thailand as "Thighland" yesterday:
  7. Politics Gen XYZ

      You don't have to do either - just wear a fucking mask and limit your contact with others.
  8.   If fast internet is crucial to your work and they insist on jerking you around, there's nothing stopping you from getting cable internet from Vodafone now. Sure, you'll be paying double until O2 lets you cancel, but you won't be limited to excruciatingly slow speeds - and you'll be able to deduct it all as a business expense anyway.
  9. Sleepy Joe breaks out the claws.     Meow, bitches.
  10. President Donald J. Trump

    Even Meathead gets it.    
  11. President Donald J. Trump

    All Trump speeches should be like this:  
  12. President Donald J. Trump

    Trump may have set a new LPM* score in his Axios interview. Read all about them here.   Or if you're a true masochist, watch the full** video:     *Lies Per Minute **Full of WTF