El Jeffo

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About El Jeffo

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    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

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  • Location Berlin
  • Nationality American
  • Hometown Bakersfield born and raised, yessir
  • Gender Male
  • Interests Blowing bubbles at and hugging refugees, in that order - apparently.

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  1. Yes, you have to include GDPR information - see https://ratgeber.immowelt.de/eu-datenschutz-grundverordnung.html#c27421   You need to include information as to the following: Name and contact data of the person responsible (you), purpose of the processing (to execute the lease), categories of data subjects (the tenant(s)) and their personal data (such as their contact data and (utility) consumption data), recipients of the data (such as meter-reading companies or building manager), and the planned deletion period for the data (I'd just refer to the statutory retention period for tax documents of 10 years after expiration of the lease here).   Please note, however, that I'm not a lawyer, which means the above list might not be exhaustive and does not represent proper legal advice.
  2. Brexit: The fallout

    Non-answer. Please try again.
  3. Brexit: The fallout

    And she lost it, yet continued to govern. Much like the many polls that say, now that people know what Brexit truly entails, 1) they want another vote and 2) a majority will now vote remain.   What does that say about the will of the people?
  4. Traffic accident disputes advice needed

      It's not too late - the OP could make up "Zeugen gesucht" signs and tape them to all the lightposts/traffic signals at the intersection.    
  5. Like I posted above: Don't make jocks. He just wock up and hadn't had his Diet Cock yet.
  6. Traffic accident disputes advice needed

    That may be the case, but is still doesn't absolve the bus driver from being at fault. If he's turning right from the center lane, it's his responsibility to ensure that there is no traffic to the right of him before making the turn, even if it means driving forward a meter or two and stopping until the light turns red again. Either that or he should have straddled both lanes, as a previous poster suggested. It certainly isn't the OP's fault that the bus decided to cross his lane and sideswipe his car in the process.   There may be factors that haven't been described here, but given the pictures and the OP's description, I don't see how it could be anything but the bus driver's fault, turn signal or not.
  7. Why are you happy today?

    I'm guessing it looked more like this:
  8. Brexit: The fallout

      If anybody knows about collusion, it's Farage. Two wankers, no waiting.
  9. Brexit: The fallout

    I believe the proper term is "circumcision" for a bell-end such as Boris.   Or as he was known in college, "old BJ".
  10. As Rex Tillerson said, he's a fucking moron:   Yes, it's real.
  11. my apartment has no mailbox

    If it's important to you, the Berliner Mieterverein offers service in English - even their website. I don't know about the others.
  12. Trump lies so much, the Washington Post's fact-checker had to create a new category just for him: the Bottomless Pinocchio.     Finally, a unique accomplishment for Schmuck a l'Orange!
  13. Anger over pork sausages at Germany Islam event

    Hey, no fair using 0's favorite news source to dispute his claims!
  14. Brexit: The fallout

    Oh my - can you say "üble Nachrede", boys and girls?   I hope ball sniffer hasn't spent all his money on sniffing balls - sounds like this could get expensive...