El Jeffo

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About El Jeffo

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    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

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  • Location Berlin
  • Nationality American
  • Hometown Bakersfield born and raised, yessir
  • Gender Male
  • Interests Blowing bubbles at and hugging refugees, in that order - apparently.

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  1. Politics Gen XYZ

    Der Postillon knew it back in 2016...
  2. Politics Gen XYZ

    Today in "You can't make this shit up": Apparently the AfD in Lower Saxony literally invited its potential voters to eat a bag of dicks...  
  3. Queen Elizabeth

      The word you're looking for is "pomp".   If you want "pump", you need to go to Andrew.
  4. Queen Elizabeth

      If he had not been rich, he couldn't have bought all that sex with teenagers from Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.   Still, we should all be respectful:    
  5. The War in Ukraine

    I see Mr. Appeasement is still going at it.   Nobody tell the Ukrainians blasting through the orcs in Kharkiv.
  6. Well done European Cental Bank

    Deep thoughts from someone who doesn't understand why we have central banks and doesn't even know how money works.
  7. A question of shipping

  8. Only in America

  9. Only in America

  10. Worst jokes ever

    Two hardcore Trump supporters die and ascend to heaven. God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says "Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?". God says "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232". After a few seconds of stunned silence, the one guy turns to the other and whispers "This goes higher than we thought!"