El Jeffo

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About El Jeffo

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    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

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  • Location Berlin
  • Nationality American
  • Hometown Bakersfield born and raised, yessir
  • Gender Male
  • Interests Blowing bubbles at and hugging refugees, in that order - apparently.

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  1. Only in America

      I hear McCarthy had to give up some major concessions to keep Matt from voting against him again:
  2. Only in America

    I know, right?   I'mma run out of these soon:
  3. Only in America

    Updated for day 2:
  4. All things Tesla

      Nobody trusts Musk to stop selling Tesla stock, like he promised, because he's already broken that promise once.  
  5. All things Tesla

    I think this sums up all of Tesla's current problems:
  6. All things Tesla

    Tesla stock closes lower than $150 for first time in more than two years as analysts say they can’t ignore Elon Musk’s Twitter ‘nightmare’ anymore.   By contrast: Tesla YOY: -50.04%; YTD -62.53%  
  7. All things Tesla

    Counterpoint: https://www.wired.co.uk/article/tesla-vacancies-staff-shortage-berlin   It's hard to grow 50% per year when nobody wants to work for you anymore. As I stated above, Elon's Grand Twitter Adventure is only reinforcing that. I know I'm not going to convince a die-hard Muskrat like yourself, but I don't think people should necessarily follow your investment advice either.
  8. All things Tesla

      Take out a d and I agree. A P/E of ~44 is ridiculous for a high-volume car manufacturer. Subaru has a P/E of 13.4, Nissan is 10.7.   Aside from that, Elon seems determined to drive Twitter into the ground and is selling tons of stock as a result, although he claimed earlier this year - in a major announcement - that he was done selling shares for the year. That in itself could trigger (yet another) investigation by the SEC. Tesla's reputation is taking a huge hit from all of Elon's online antics and that shows no sign of improving.   He's also stripping key people from Tesla to try and salvage something of the now-barbecued bird he overpaid for. And he's facing a class-action lawsuit from Tesla buyers who are tired of him overpromising his Autopilot and full self-driving vaporware.   If you bought shares early and cheap, you're free to hodl, but anyone buying the dip right now risks falling into a bottomless pit.     Just my 2 euro-cents.
  9. Complete FAIL