slammer

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About slammer

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  • Location Germany
  • Nationality British
  • Hometown Blackburn
  • Gender Male
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  1. What are you cooking today?

    Could well be, the deciples come in all shapes and sizes.
  2. What are you cooking today?

    I never said she did, rinsing the pasta is one step further on the road to Pastacide. How my method works? Absolutly perfect if you do it correct, you need to clear your mind and "See" the pasta when it is finished, it works every time, but be aware, you can ruin it if you are not careful. I learned how to do it during years of study at the feet of a pastajedimaster, himself a direct disciple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and who lives in a cave as a hermit on the slopes of mount Etna. I went through unmentionable hardships and sacrifice. But in the end it paid off and I can make perfect pasta with anything your heart desires the way I described.
  3. What are you cooking today?

    Drain the Spaghetti? Every time somebody does that an Italian Mama cries in pain and there is a special place in hells kitchen reserved for people who "shock" the Spaghetti under cold water. No, have just enough water to cover the Spaghetti and when it is almost evaporated chuck your desire in. Meat, veggies, mushrooms, tomatoes, herbs, onion and garlic, whatever rocks your inner Italian. Then let everything simmer together. Because when you drain or god forbid shock you remove the starch from the pasta which is needed to bind whatever you have added to the spaghetti. Your choice of Spaghetti also depends on what you are aiming for because each pasta size has it´s own application, from hair spaghetti to number one, number two, number three, right up to linguine. And you thought Spaghetti is just spaghetti. Thus spoketh Slammer the Pastamasta.
  4. Do you believe in telepathy

    That has always been one of my favorite books.
  5. What are you cooking today?

    Oh that´s an easy one and you can do it with all mystery meat. Just follow the recipe from Pakistani Daleks cookbook and put it in the curry...  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88tZQc4Q
  6. Do you believe in telepathy

    Not too sure about that, just imagine a politician could read the mind of the guy from over the fence. There would be no end to war. Or even worst, your wife could be able to read your mind... doesn´t bear thinking about.
  7. Do you believe in telepathy

    Have you seen the movie?
  8. Do you believe in telepathy

    Agreed, nope plus one.
  9. What are you cooking today?

    Uff! Just had a look in my fridge and corrolated the data with my bank account. Looks like a great time to clean the fridge because next week Schmalhans is going to be the Küchenmeister, thankfully I can survive on potnoodles for a while.  
  10. What are you cooking today?

    My kind of foodgroups.
  11. Do you believe in telepathy

    Have you seen the movie?
  12. What are you cooking today?

    Four food groups. You mean like Coffein, Nicoteen, Alcohol and Women?
  13. Do you believe in telepathy

    Actually telepathy does exist. Or at least a kind of. You can scan a brain with electrodes and let KI build a picture of what that person is thinking and transmit it for another person to see. Everything else is bullshit.
  14. Gastric bypass surgery

    I do sport.
  15. Gastric bypass surgery

    Diats, exercise etc. help with weightloss, but unless your mind is set you won´t be happy with the results. That is why a lot of people who have lost a lot of weight put it back on as soon as they have lost a few kilos. I know people who have had bypass surgery and they lost a lot, but they soon found a way to cheat the bypass and in the end they were back to the way they were before.