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  1. The coffee thread

    OK I did a search, and didn't find anything. I actually just have a quick question: how bad do coffee beans go? Just found a huge container from the US of Trader Joe's Volcano beans that expired 2 1/2 years ago. This is great, kick-ass coffee..   Which brings me to the broader point: I cannot stand this limp-wristed, flaccid, barely-if-at-all-caffeinated burnt-tasting German coffee. I need a fucking kick in the morning, and NO German coffee has a kick. I'm sick of buying fancy "select bean" blends from German super markets, only to brew a pot, taste it, and realize after three seconds that nothing is going to happen, and that I just wasted the time and effort again on German coffee.. I have bought some Starbucks beans recently, and they are good - but expensive - about twice store-bought stuff. Is that the only alternative in Germany?   I was drinkig the Dalmayer's blue stuff, which is less awful than most of the others, but even that is pussy-ass wuss-water..
  2. Christmas Jokes for the Holiday Season

    I figure there must be some good ones out there.. I like to tell topical jokes in English lessons sometimes, so fire away.. I know I could google, but I used the search here - to no avail, and figured why not have a thread for it?..   Here's google's first tidbit:     Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are, can still get gifts Faure good price, not have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach things you decide you don't want.     Obviously I'll never be telling that in an English lesson, so hopefully some people here can do better..