optimista

Exactly. It s about narcissistic supply, not their sex drive. Ain t gonna cure 'em. Damaged goods. Bin.

Have you considered those cheapo honey combed slabs with holes in ? The grass... or daisies if you seed them... will grow through making for a more natural appearance.   https://www.pk-pro.de/JUW-Honeycomb-Paving-Stones-1-35-50x

Oh bloody hell. Read all the words. On second thoughts, don't. I really wish the government would just ban the Daily Fail. Failing that I would make an appeal to TT mods to stop allowing people to quote it. Yes, it really is that bad. How does it escape you ?

  Aka a masochist ?  who would find this amusing ?

I had a squeezy thing from DM, I think. Cost a few Euros, not even double figures. Did the job. Still regret not making cheese, just to see... Mother milk, magic stuff.

Genau. Learning the hard way is not an option.

Yes. I have a switch to activate noise when doing under 30km/hr in pédestrian zones. People can be taken by surpise. True. Extreme caution required upon approach from behind. But the decibels from the noise of tyres is nothing to the noise of an engine.

  I expect they would know if you asked them. 

Double Dutch or Cantonese ?   I repeat... if you are not an electrician you are ill advised farting about with the wiring, especially if you ain t gotta clue and have to ask advice. Sorry for the broken record. But this thread looked like the latest fake anyway.

Don t forget the silence. If all vehicles were electric, the world would be so much quieter. Traffic noise became a huge problem years ago. Even the birds have to sing louder to compete. I find myself craving silence. Am I alone in this ?

If you do not employ a professional electrician and there is an issue, I would not expect the insurance to stump up when the building goes up in flames. It being Germany, I would not be surprised if you were even criminally liable in such an event. 

Gebäudeverwaltung. Mietverein. Search function top right of the screen. (Been done before...)

But you are giggling at dongs, aren't you ?

Hidden gem, anyone ?

Breath of fresh air, FF. I have an automatic and still do neutral and handbrake. What does it cost ? If you have some sort of malaise you could be in big trouble drifting into traffic slumped over the driving wheel when your foot slips off the brake. You only know afterwards that for the first time in your life you blacked out for some unknown reason.