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  1. Three-word story

    mouth-sized, melting, munchies
  2. Three-word story

    without the wig
  3. Untrue (Alternative) facts

    You mean it was Phil the Greek ?
  4. Three-word story

    with spinning jenny
  5. Three-word story

    looms. Meghan's frock
  6. Three-word story

    and leopard skins.
  7. Why are you happy today?

    How fascinating. But I guess this would only be the case if you normally suffer from irritable bowel syndrome.
  8. Tee, hee. And who's gonna implement that rule? The absent parents?
  9. I've just posted a silly photo

    Have we all learnt that curtseying in a short skirt just does not hack it ?
  10.   ... if they can get away with it. Good on yer for not letting them! My lo has sadly had plenty of exposure to such types. Yes, they can be 'orrid. I tell her to give them a wide berth and move on. Not all kids are little shits.
  11.   ... if they can get away with it. Good on yer for not letting them! My lo has sadly had plenty of exposure to such types. Yes, they can be 'orrid. I tell her to give them a wide berth and move on. Not all kids are little shits.
  12. What's got you flummoxed today?

    I am flummoxed that there is no revolt when it takes 10 minutes to dish out the music. And make copies of the missing parts. And that the drummer only says he has no part when we are about to begin to play - after 10 minutes of to-ing and fro-ing and copying and plaiting fog.
  13. Replacing lawn with clover...

    It would be nice if they have thought of that but anything stuck with glue, varnished, painted or is not of natural stone or solid wood is gonna contain solvents and "chemicals". All life and all minerals are chemicals, so "chemical-free" is meaningless sales blurb. Yes, I am in pedantic mode. Forgive me people. See the vent thread.
  14. The Vent - No Chat!

    You dim witch. Yes I asked for a very short haircut. I also said it should be feathered around my face and that the fringe should not meet with the sides in a square harsh angle. We talked about the Beatles hair cut that I did not want. So that is exactly what you gave me. You cannot feather hair that has been cut off you silly woman. You are a hairdresser. You are supposed to have a modicum of artistic talent. Yes, I will return in 3 weeks and you will have a go at feathering what has grown back and trying to get rid of the nice sharp angles on both sides of my forehead and rounding the lovely straight fringe line you have given me. Frankenstein would maybe like what you did. I do not expect it to cost me money next time. But nothing will surprise me. Show me you are in the right job and have a sense of commerce. Please.
  15. Replacing lawn with clover...

    If the materials are full of solvent the bugs won't like it. Home made has to be the answer.