SS Dave

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About SS Dave

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  • Birthday December 20

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  • Location Australia
  • Nationality Aussie
  • Hometown Canberra
  • Gender Male
  • Year of birth 1960
  1. What made you laugh today?

    Wife: "Is it just me or has the cat got fat over Christmas?" Me, looking over the paper: "No, just you." Anyone got a spare couch for few days?
  2. What made you laugh today?

    Two mates who haven't seen each other for a while... "Wow, you're looking fit! What's your secret?" "Petrol prices..."
  3. What made you laugh today?

    So basically when porn stars take off their clothes. They're getting dressed for work...
  4. What made you laugh today?

    *** HELP Advice needed!!*** My kids keeps finding the Christmas presents that I have hidden around the house... someone suggested I put them up in the attic, so I did that last night... I literally got no sleep coz all I could hear was them crying and moaning about spiders, the dark and wanting to be let down any other suggestions please? Merry Christmas
  5. What made you laugh today?

    There’s a dating site for well-endowed men called 7 inches or Better. The site has already attracted over 60,000 women and 270,000 liars.