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  1. What made you laugh today?

  2. What made you laugh today?

    food mom, looks like Croatia has a good chance of winning.Really entertaining, and the guy can also sing!!
  3. Coronation - Brits

    Unbelievable waste of money. For what purpose?
  4. Jokes

    Overlooking the Obvious Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of red, they pitched their tent, lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later Holmes woke up, nudged his faithful friend and said, "Watson, I want you to look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars." Sherlock said, "And what does that tell you?" After a minute or so of pondering, Watson said, "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day today. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for about thirty seconds and said, "Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"
  5. Coronation - Brits

    What does an American know about him?
  6. Coronation - Brits

    When Charles was in Berlin a few times, I couldn't be bothered to walk acrosss the road to see him.
  7. Coronation - Brits

    Who cares, really? A load of nonsense.
  8. Jokes

  9. What made you laugh today?   Boys will be boys!
  10. What made you laugh today?

    Hi John, Never heard the word 'trumper' to describe a bum before, so I looked it up.. This is what I found:Also amusing.
  11. Forget broad beans! Yuck!   PORK PIES PLEASE: