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I never knew that such a 'sport' existed.   https://www.itemfix.com/v?t=7swk3j    

How can yoi have a dog if you both work full-time? You should find another famiy to take it who can look after it properly.

   

    John Fields September 20 A man was talking to his friend in the pub. He said, “Do you know I have enough money to live in luxury for the rest of my life.”” His friend said, “That’s fantastic.” The man replied, “Yes, as long as I die next Tuesday.”

That's cheating. You have to follow the directions and do it as mental arithmetic.

Please explain Janx.

This caught me! Forgive the spelling mistakes.

From somewhere in America. I wish I could be more creative when confronted with such rudeness. "I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again, Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time."