Posts posted by Neil373
one of your chat up lines Neil?
Guns N' Roses - will have to google the song title
Works every time ! :P0
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.
Q. What's the biggest fish in the world?
A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months.
Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.
Q. What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
A. One goes "ribbit" the other goes "rub it".'
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q. What's the difference between Mad Cow disease and PMS?
Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Well aren't all kitchen appliances that colour?
Q. What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
A. Nobody eats parsley.
Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "Lie to me!"
Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
Q. What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
A. Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker!
Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A. He heard the snow blower coming.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?
A. A Mechanic.
Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!
Q. How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?
A. Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.
Q. What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion?
A. At a hockey game you see fast pucks.0
One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.
The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.
The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped.0
Turn around bitch I got a use for you
Besides you ain't got nothin' better to do0
Brown eyed girl by the great Mr Van Morrison0
Take this TEST to find out.
Hmmm... it appears I'm a crook
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:
Years in prison: 20 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! "0
@J-P: bored last night were ya?
@Neil373: did you have Ziggy Zanger by any chance?
@Loopy - Funnily enough, No ! I just had to look up your 1970's German porn star... I was going to go with Zeke Zielinski0
Anyone got any ideas for the next game?0
Bloody typical! See here: German sues Easter BunnyA German man has taken legal action against the Easter Bunny for grievous bodily harm.
Karl-Friedrich Lentze, from Berlin, has filed a complaint with prosecutors, accusing it of causing addiction to chocolate which leads to heart attacks, obesity and strokes.0
Yves Zinck - Actor
Yoda Yoda, or Film Producer Yvette Yates
Actress in Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle in Paradise
That's stretching it a bit slackmack, and I hate to break it to you, but Yogi the Bear isn't real !! how about Yoginder Tyagi or someone who actually existed.
Yoko Ueno - Actress (Tekken - the movie)
Yvette Marie Stevens (aka Chaka Khan)
He's known for his solo streaks, I guess its just practice... (Couldn't resist that one!)
I wouldn't shout that too loudly if I were you bro... after all, you're the one who's going to be sharing a cabin on the boat with me for the next ten days
@Loopy...yes, I have had too much Espresso this morning, sounds like you have too :-)
I'll play fair and just do one entry at a time from now on
Yves Quement - Actor
Yvette Etchegaray - Actress
Yvette Freeman - Actress
Yuri Gagarin - Cosmonaut
Yule Damaso - Actor
Xavier Jimenez - Actor
Xavier Kuentz - Actor ( imdb.com you are my hero)
Next gap is:
Thanks to the marvel of the interweb I've managed to find most of the X's (it's too early to start work anyway) but I'm still missing a few.
I know this isn't strictly within the rules, but here's the list so far, please help me fill out the blanks.
XE (Good one Jonnyboy)
Xuhua Xia (When this guy signs letters people must think he's sending kisses!!!)
Xander De Buisonjé
I can see X is going to be a tough one
Xavier Amblard - Film Producer
William (Billy) Zane
Will Young - Pop Idol Poof
in Life in Germany
I've used a Tom Tom and I wasn't that impressed. They're expensive and you don't get many maps in the bundle as some others offer.
I ended up buying a Mio Digiwalker 269+, and I'm 100% happy with it. You can get them for about EUR 400, considerably cheaper than the TomTom.
It's got a very fast and very accurate GPS chip, comes installed with detailed maps of 27 countries, can be updated from the internet, and comes with everything you need, even a bracket to attach it to the handlebars of a bike.
One of the best things about the Mio is that when you plan a route, you can not only choose the car route, but also cycle routes and walking routes. Not only that, but it comes pre-installed with a massive list of Points-of-Interest, including every McDonalds & Burger King in Europe!
So far I've used mine in 5 of the 27 countries covered and it's been spot on all the time.