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  • Interests Conservation. Humour. Rambling/hiking.

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  1. Things to ponder

  2. What made you smile today?

    This clock...
  3. What made you smile today?    
  4. I've just posted a silly photo

    Broadcasting Whicker’s World.'s_World
  5. Jokes

    A doctor calls his patient and says “I’ve got some bad news and some worse news.” Patient: “What’s the bad news?” Doctor: “You’ve got 24 hours to live.” Patient: “WOW! Well what’s the worse news?” Doctor: “I forgot to call you yesterday.”
  6. Twat of the day     Mierlo: Vandals deface British WW2 graves in Netherlands     Vandal(s) desecrate burial site.  
  7. Jokes

    Sir Alex Ferguson decides to come out of retirement and play for Man U, he goes into the changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum. "What's up?" He asks. "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Liverpool.They're crap and we can't be bothered". Sir Alex looks at them and says "Well I know I'm a bit fat and old, but I reckon I can beat them by myself, you lads go down the pub." So Alex goes out to play Liverpool by himself and the rest of the Man U team go off for a few beers. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the TV on. A big cheer goes up as the screen shows "Man united 1 (Ferguson 10 minutes) – Liverpool 0 He is beating Liverpool all by himself! Anyway, a few more beers later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on" They put the TV on. "Result from Old Trafford : Man U 1 (Ferguson 0 minutes) – Liverpool 1 (Salah 89 minutes) They can't believe it, he has single handed got a draw against Liverpool! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down I've let you down" "Don't be stupid Alex, you got a draw against Liverpool all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end!" Alex says "No, No, I have, I've let you down!. I got sent off after 12 minutes!"
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