Clive2677

  Thank you HEM.  I am currently reading this recommendation of yours and, yes, it is so very funny in parts.   An easy read and always entertaining.  

Coming on Netflix shortly; The Boy Who Harnessed The Wind.    Heavily based on a true story about a 13 year old boy in Malawi who ‘saved’ his village from starving.    I read the book a few years ago and, if the film is like the book, it is very uplifting.     13 years old!    Wonderful. 

Convince people that you have American teeth by putting a train ticket in your mouth. 

Paddy takes his goldfish to the vet and says "I think my fish is epileptic",the vet looks and says "He looks fine to me”.   Paddy replies,"Hang on, I haven't taken him out of the bowl yet".

  Australia...where else?   :-) 

Would you Adam and Eve it?

Lost your job as an interrogator at Guantanamo Bay?  Apply for a job as a Doctor’s receptionist. 

Why are people who are “born again” generally people who shouldn’t have been born in the first place ?

Ensure your Ouija board is on a flat surface by using a Spirit Level.