Clive2677

I guess I am fortunate in living in the same area for almost 50 years and know, and get on with, younger folk and their children who moved in within the last five years or so.   Blessed.  Things are as good now as ever was.   Incomes have altered somewhat ☹️

I bought a self-help DVD online. It was called "How to Handle Disappointment". When I opened the box, it was empty.

How do you turn a Duck into a soul singer. Stick it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers

    Vanity is insanity but she also suffers from insecurity.    

My friend suggested I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart.

How do you write "Don't touch" in Braille?

I walked into a car showroom and said to the salesman, "My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in the window."    He said, "We don't have a Volkswagen Golf in the window."   I said, "You do now."