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About Clive2677

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  • Nationality British
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  • Interests Conservation. Humour. Rambling/hiking.

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  1. I've just posted a silly photo

  2. I've just posted a silly photo

    Don’t fire until you see the white of their eyes.  
  3. Worst jokes ever

    One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.   Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"   The man replied, "Yep, sure do."   Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"   "Nope, sure ain't," said the man.   Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"   The man calmly replied, "Been married to your blessed sister for over 48 years."
  4. What's got you flummoxed today?

      Try reading a real book and avoid alcohol for an hour before going to bed.  That and exercise may help.  Good luck. 
  5. Complete FAIL     How a quick-thinking university student tricked thieves into appearing on CCTV
  6. Worst jokes ever

    An eye-witness who saw the fire starting says he has a hunch.
  7. Things to ponder

  8. Why are you happy today?   Dog rescued 220km from Thai coast by rig workers. 
  9. Things to ponder

    Deleted.  Rather controversial 😇
  10. Jokes

    Three drunk Guys get into a Taxi, the Driver, realising how wasted they all were, thought he'd pull a fast one on them... He just turned his engine on for 30 seconds then turned it off. "Here you are guys, we're here" The first drunk got out and paid his money, the second drunk also got out and paid his money... But as the third drunk got out, he smacked the Taxi Driver in the mouth... Shocked because he thought he'd got away with actually travelling nowhere he asked the third drunk " What the Hell  was that for?"... The third drunk replied" Next time, watch your speed, you nearly had us killed"
  11. What made you smile today?

    It gets better after about 40 seconds.   91 year old bringing joy to travellers.     
  12. What made you smile today?

  13. Whatsthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?