Clive2677

The opinions of "The best people" that he hired. 🤣    

My drug dealer delivers so fast I nicknamed him... Instagram.

How come meteors from space always seem to land in a crater? Coincidence, ? I think not....

Mick and Paddy were on a plane. Halfway through the flight, Mick said,"if this plane were to turn upside down do you think we'd fall out?". Paddy says,"Nah, we'd still be mates"

I finally realised that my Parents favoured  my Twin Brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up the Balloons for his surprise Birthday Party.

  Irish animal rights protesters broke into a Turkey farm outside Dublin last night, they escaped with 5,000 Turkeys... a spokesman for the gang said "We will be releasing the birds back into the wild, just as soon as they have been defrosted.''    

    Absolutely fascinating.   It almost seems like an April Fool’s stunt.  Loved it. 

  12 weeks to Pancake day; I can`t believe the shops are selling flour and eggs already!

The old saying "Never judge a book...".   This is a really good news item.   It's a shame that there is a need for this but...Travellers' foodbank challenge sees donations flood in.     https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-46475820      

It is a good film.   Recent feel good movie - Bohemian Rhapsody  Old feel good movie - ARGO