Heres one for you:On a short flight from Bangkok to Malaysia with only a few passengers aboard, a stewardess asks if it would be fine if she skipped the safety briefing. Everyone was OK with it except for a little old American lady. So the stewardess walks up to her and says: “Listen Lady, it’s very easy: we crash, you die!”
Me and my family(they just dont know it) wish all of you hosers a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2008/2009 especially those of you that are not with the family and possibly doing service in the forces(no matter which nation).