MadAxeMurderer

1. ex-essex (Paul) 2. MadAxe 3. Metall 4. Vladimir 5. LisaJK 6. fraufruit 7. Emma 8. Sannerl 9. Sannerl's husband 10. MAM's +1   I wonder can the Maharani handle more than 10?

 1. ex-essex (Paul)  2. MadAxe  3.  

  Ah yes, the old chestnut. How dare you perform this good because there are other far more better goods you should be doing instead you amoral bastards.   Used as often with environmental protection as charity i.e. How can you give to e.g. Save the Whales when there are starving children in Africa.

I don't know how to build a time machine, just a Tachyonic impulse beam   Can't you just impeach him or shoot him or put LSD in his milk or something?

@Keleth Why doesn't anyone believe me. The aliens are coming and I have to tell the Donald. And get help from another prolificer Tweeter.    The Flying Spaghetti Monster himself appeared to me, in my bedroom. Burning 40 inch monitor and all that. I thought I was in the movie Dogma   He told me about them and how to prepare. Jeremy doesn't know because the FSM judged him while wise, and open minded a less suitable prophet to save humanity. And don't tell him because he'll be pissed. Jeremy that is not the FSM. You may tell His (or Her) Divine Noodliness anything.   Hmmmm maybe I should move this to a new thread. I only came on to ask how Donald would like my tweet, NOT to evangalise for the like coolest youngest God who's just made me a prophet, which is like totally awesome.

I'm afraid it will be as difficult as the TT quote system. Which took me months to learn how to use after they improved it.   I actually phoned a friend 1 week ago to ask about Twitter and he got furious with my stupidity and kept shouting at me (he may have been a little mentally unstable but is normally all knowing about tech) that you need a prestige Twitter account with thousands of followers and tens of thousands of likes to attract the attention of a whale tech billionaire like Larry Page or Larry Ellison.   I have no real interest in Donald or the Larrys but do want to contact a specific whale who is prolific on Twitter, and searching for way of contacting him, it appears he does respond to Tweets that amuse or interest him. I have no real interest in become a Twitter giant, and normally only use Facebook for messaging.   However I did start posting my progress in building a Tacyhonic impulse beam to protect us from the aliens arriving in about 1 week onto Facebook starting very late on 23 Dec 2018.

I was thinking of Twittering this to @realDonaldTrump     Would it make him like me? I can barely use Facebook and the TT quote system.    How does Twitter work? I don't have an account but have been looking at Elon Musk's and Donald Trump's feeds. Fascinating stuff.   What's a retweet and how are Twitter accounts rated?

I live right now in Gratkorn 10km from Graz. Every week I think Sunday 12:00 they sound the alarm siren. We know what it sounds like. There was a night a few days ago where lots of fires are lit.    The siren started up, and kept undulating. I immediately scanned the horizon for mushroom clouds and was relieved to find none. You never really know with Trump.   So went straight to my computer typed "alarm Gratkorn" into google and immediately discovered it was a fire alarm. and there was quite a fire 2km from my apartment. I couldn't see it directly but the glow looked well impressive.    Monitored it for the next few hours and it wasn't spreading.   Why did I write all this? Don't need no tellyvision for an alarm system so you don't. The Austrians can do it just fine with 100 year old technology.

Piss off Metall. You didn't invite "A MadAxe", and you invited "The MadAxe"... Please!   Now could I have that in Latin. And obviously you're going to send me a free tshirt.

My location is Graz, Austria. But I'm looking for a temp apartment in Munich. Not clear to me why my location is relevant

anybody going away from 2nd or 3rd of January want to sublet their apartment for 1 or 2 weeks?

You want to ravish me while licking my tardy buttocks?   Not exactly what I had in mind.

Now I finally know what I really want translated: Who shall test the ranging? Testing ranging using special relativity Testing ranging with a time machine As explained below, ranging simply means measuring location difference i.e. distance. And special relativity simply means the speed of light in this context. And the time machine is a delay box.   quis probatit locum differentium?   Since ranging is used in two of the sentences it would be nice to have a single word for it.     What is ranging?   Ranging is when two intelligent things accurately determine the distance between each other, by measuring how long a signal takes to travel from one to the other.   Let's say the Roman city fathers commissioned a more accurate map of Rome. So Claudius and Marcus two bright young natural philosophers each went up a different one of the 7 hills of Rome. Claudius also had a few slaves carrying an anvel and a cannon ball*. They both got settled in and then Claudius dropped the cannon ball on the anvil from a nice height. Marcus on the other hill started his sand clock, or counted his pulse when he saw the cannon ball hit the anvil, and noted the time it took for the sound to arrive. So they are 3km apart and it takes 10 seconds for the sound to travel.   That is single sided ranging. Only Marcus knows the distance. Double sided ranging Marcus would also have a ball and anvil. While it makes no sense in this situation it can be very important for secure systems that both sides know the distance.   So instead of worrying about the speed of sound, ranging chips works at the speed of light. 300Mm per sec. In one ns nanosecond which is 1 billionth of a second light or radio waves travel 300mm. To get say 20cm accuracy you have to work with time units of 0.03ns or 30ps.    Which leads to the next question: what is special relativity?   It's a theory with some simple maths** from Albert Einstein that defines*** two important things.  1: The speed of light. Which is used to convert time to distance 2: The dilation of time and mass when a massive object approaches light speed.. Completely irrelevant to this.   And of course what's a time machine? In this context it is a box that can introduce delays in ranging signals accurate to 30ps up to about 1us or microsecond. A microsecond is a long time in the microelectronics world. It's 1 millionth of a second, a 50MHz ARM can execute 50 instructions in one microsecond and light travels 300m.   * It is a little known fact that the Romans invented ranging cannon balls, but cannon guns were not invented until the 13th century. ** The special relativity equation is actually breathtakingly simple. *** Poetic license. It uses the speed of light, but does not define it, which is also irrelevant to this translation.

If the grammar is correct, then conlustro is delicious!  But I think I prefer periclito. However I would retain the original word order from Juvenal.   

Hmmm Fruity might be onto something. I will test as many clitores as are required.   quis periclitit ipsos periclitores