InterestsHashing, shopping, skiing, hockey, reading, love sports,<br /><br /> My view on men! ;-)<br /><br />1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you. <br /><br />2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. <br /><br />3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.. <br /><br />4. Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why. <br /><br />5.. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head <br />right for your hips. <br /><br />6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. <br /><br />7. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off. <br /><br />8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature. <br /><br />9. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. <br /><br />10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little <br />while. <br /><br />11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll <br />get or how long it will last. <br /><br />12. Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. <br /><br />13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest <br />are handicapped.
