InterestsWhite Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur. <br />Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament. <br />White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances. <br />Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that. <br />White Goodman: I know you just said that. <br />Peter La Fleur: I'm not sure where you're going with this. <br />White Goodman: I'm not sure where you're going with this. <br />Peter La Fleur: That's what I said. <br />White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to you. <br />Peter La Fleur: All right. <br />White Goodman: Touch�<br /><br />Gwyn Marcus: I figure marriage is kind of like Miami: it's hot and stormy, and occasionally a little dangerous... but if it's really so awful, why is there still so much traffic? <br /><br />Matt: Can't you just relax and enjoy the moment? <br />Gwyn: No, I'm a middle child. I always think the really good moments are happening to someone else<br /><br />Keenan: What did I ever do to deserve you?<br />Joan: That line is usually screemed by someone walking out the door, not someone standing if front of me staying.<br /><br />Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once. <br />Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name? <br />Brian Fantana: I don't remember. <br />Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going... <br />Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again. <br />Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love. <br />Brian Fantana: Damn it!
