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About Techsmex

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    El Techsmex
  • Birthday 01/31/1979

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  • Location USA
  • Nationality Techsican
  • Hometown Austin, Techsus
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  1. Untrue (Alternative) facts

      And someone asking "aaaaawwwwwww... were you wanting a boy?"  and me saying "I just wanted a blowjob!"
  2. What made you laugh today?

    I think this chicken could be in a real stew unless it comes up with some answers..
  3. What made you laugh today?

    very old haha..    
  4. Untrue (Alternative) facts

    A chronic fear of giants is called Feefiphobia.
  5. What made you laugh today?

    There should be a syntax for this..    
  6. Worst jokes ever

    Nurse came in and said "Doc, there's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible.  What should I tell him?"  Doc says "Tell him I can't see him today".   That's how eye roll..
  7. What made you laugh today?

    They seem like a good match..    
  8. Worst jokes ever

    For her birthday, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus..   It's the little things that count
  9. What made you laugh today?

    Good thing it was a Kodak..  Polaroid Bears are known to instantly attack.  
  10. What made you laugh today?

    said the 6 fingered man..    
  11. What made you laugh today?

    Eddie is now known as Jeremiah..
  12. I've just posted a silly photo

    Poor bloke's been wearing a thong ever since his wife found one in his car.  
  13. What made you laugh today?

    I must say the price is enticing, but risk a Staff infection?  No, thanks  
  14. Random pointless comments

    birth control pills are 'Antibabypilllen' in German.