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  And someone asking "aaaaawwwwwww... were you wanting a boy?"  and me saying "I just wanted a blowjob!"

I think this chicken could be in a real stew unless it comes up with some answers..

very old haha..    

A chronic fear of giants is called Feefiphobia.

There should be a syntax for this..    

Nurse came in and said "Doc, there's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible.  What should I tell him?"  Doc says "Tell him I can't see him today".   That's how eye roll..

They seem like a good match..    

For her birthday, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus..   It's the little things that count

Good thing it was a Kodak..  Polaroid Bears are known to instantly attack.  

said the 6 fingered man..    

Eddie is now known as Jeremiah..

Poor bloke's been wearing a thong ever since his wife found one in his car.  

I must say the price is enticing, but risk a Staff infection?  No, thanks  

birth control pills are 'Antibabypilllen' in German.