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One of my favorite pun songs:   pun hurts pun scars pun wounds and marks Any heart not tough or strong enough To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain pun is like a cloud, it holds a lot of rain pun hurrrrtts Oooooooohhh pun hurts  

  shhhhIT

This year i'm going to send X-mas cards to my family with a pic of me, and a random child and lady nobody knows.  That should get the family talking again.

Was at a restaurant the other day and overheard two vegans arguing, having a beef.  Apparently one had a bone to pick.

After spending 8 Days a Week, and a Hard Day's Night searching, and getting Nowhere Man, I was gonna Let It Be, but then I saw this Yesterday..    

                           

ezpz, as I'm a time traveler. I'll see you last week!

oder feckit?

I beg to differ!  I am a happy medium. Been losing weight, used to be a sad large.   Dang hoops, you blue my bubble. I thought I was experiencing a deja poo

  And where is your disaster recovery site located?      hacking minds want to know..

I'm a telepathetic.

peek a poo

Websters dictionary defines bipolar disorder as "sweet and spicy people".

Alexa... impeach Trump

But they still have irritable vowel syndrome to deal with..