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About J0ker

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  • Location South America
  • Nationality Slavic
  • Gender Male
  • Interests Ruining the perfect lives of fat, jolly, liberal Americans by creating confusion and distrust among citizens of the bestest nation in the whole wide world, Being Deplorable, Spreading Putin's propaganda, Rigging elections, Holding back the electric car

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  1. Ballsy such as doing exactly what is expected of her from upper management?  After all the Toronto Star was extremely anti Ford.  Ballsy like those NY Times reporters who had information about Weinstein's sex misadventures well before 2017 but decided not to run with the story?  But as long as they eat tofu and talk about feminism they're good right?   In any case during 2008 - 2011 my office had several hard copies of the National Post, Globe and Mail and the Toronto Star so for those 3 years I would read either the NP or Globe for about an hour daily.  Seldom were the days when I had to read the Toronto Star but they weren't fun.  I found not just their editorials but also their articles at least a league below the other 2 newspapers.  The articles were written poorly, some facts were omitted etc.  The Star used to have the best sports section 20 years ago and who can forget the Starweek?  But the Starweek is now outdated and that sports section has gotten worse...      
  2. Anyways it's been fun with you two but I have to take my gorgeous Colombian wife to lunch.  Just between you and I, the Russians are now in secret negotiations with the Colombians.  The aim is to turn Colombia into a Russia friendly state as opposed to its current pro American stance and thereafter the entire continent of Latin America.  Enjoy freedum while it's lasts, soon you'll be signing odes to Putin.
  3. Nope I'm a Russian troll remember?  Soon Canada and the US will just be part of "great Soviet empire".
  4.   Awww that breaks my heart.  Why don't you put your gorgeous pic on the lake back up but this time show everybody your awesome dad bod?
  5. Do you really not know what I'm talking about?       Well according to a left leaning "fact checker",  Fox News has higher ratings than CNN and MSNBC combined.   CNN and MSNBC in Ratings Freefall, Fox Soundly Beating Both Combined?        
  6. Game of Thrones (TV series) (Spoilers )

    People always said how Sansa is weak but look what she's been through.  She was tormented and blackmailed by Cersei, shamed and used as a punching bag whenever Joffrey had his period, got coerced by Tywin Lannister into a marriage, had a breather with Tyrion, was pressured by her aunt to marry her cousin (which never happened), was manipulated by Baelish into marrying a complete psychopath, then was raped, tortured and humiliated by Ramsey Bolton while her emasculated foster brother watched.  And she's still standing.  Not only standing but she's a queen and managed to gain independence for the North.  She might have a been a frightened little girl during Season 1 but she's not anymore.
  7. Russiagate ... obviously.
  8. Politics Gen XYZ

    buahahaha how does it feel to have your tax dollars finally work against your interests?
  9.   Voluntary buyout - That's a nice way of saying firing or layoff.  Companies don't usually give a voluntary "buyout option" unless there is some trouble ahead.    
  10. Politics Gen XYZ

    America’s Cities Are Unlivable. Blame Wealthy Liberals.     Wouldn't it be nice if the Democrats along with the members who regularly post in this thread would focus on issues like this instead of constantly googling anti-Trump rage bait?    
  11. Struggling CNN lays off health unit staffers as headcount reduction moves forward     Could this be related to bad ratings as a result of fake news and baseless conspiracy theories?   https://dailycaller.com/2019/04/09/msnbc-cnn-rachel-maddow-ratings-drop-april/      
  12. I got an anti-Trump conspiracy theory for you Jeffo and it involves Assange:   Trump was spotted shaking hands with Kid Rock who had sex with Pamela Anderson who is friends with Julian Assange who according to my cousin's neighbour's boyfriend had dealings with a Kazakh businessman who according to journalist of the century little (squeaky voiced) Brian Stelter is linked with Putin's childhood next door neighbour.   Hurry up and get this information to Madame Pelosi so they can start impeachment proceedings ASAP.  You may even get a pat on the back and a participation ribbon that says "Always Tried His Best" from the DNC.  
  13. You seem to have mistaken me for some bible thumping evangelical Republican who keeps tabs on who sleeps with whom.  I don't really care what kind of husband he is if the other guy had a horrible track record as provincial health minister.  The fact is that Rexdale residents were very happy with his performance regardless of how his personal life may have been or what came out of his mouth.    
  14. I remember hearing a conversation between a Catalan and a Chinese.  The Catalan was trying to convince the Chinese guy about how Catalonia was going to be independent soon but the Chinese guy was far from convinced.   Chinese guy:  The Catalans may want independence nominally but the question is whether this is a realistic goal. Catalan guy:  It will happen.  The people are united. Chinese guy:  That may be.  But from what I see from the Catalans, they are not willing to fight for independence. Catalan guy:  Yes we are. Chinese guy:  I mean the Catalans are not really willing to fight for independence.  You may vote or protest for it but are you really willing to fight and die for it?  And give up your siestas and casual lifestyle for it?  Devote your entire life towards it? Catalan guy:  We can easily have 500,000 protestors on the streets of Barcelona in an hour. Chinese guy:  500,000 protestors mean nothing if the opposition has 500,000 bullets.   Luckily for the Catalans, the Castilians are neither the Chinese nor the Russians and such a conflict would likely look like a Joffrey Lannister vs. Robin Arryn sword fight. :)
  15. Cry me a river lefties!  People care more about the economy than gender neutral bathrooms.   Americans feel good about economy and give Trump credit — CBS News poll