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  The manager of the first professional women's football team was being interviewed. "And what was the hardest part about creating the first professional  women's team?" "Persuading 11 women to be seen in public in the same outfit."    

What do you call a man sitting in a cup of tea?   Lionel Richtea    

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Somebody heard the rumours about Mary Magdalene

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  Blimey - it's hard enough for most men to get it into the hole when the seat is up! This is a real challenge.      

  I'm sure they'll see it that way ;)

    Rex was sure no one would notice that he had let one slip...       

  It's the in spot for singles to hang out...        

Is it a plug-in or a self-charging?  Plug-in usually has a large battery and a backup petrol engine (not sure if this has a normal capacity tank, but I would expect smaller to make more room for batteries). The self-charging has a normal size petrol tank and uses the petrol engine continually charge a smaller battery to run the car. It gets similar mileage to a diesel but running on normal petrol. The plug-in probably has lower range but cheaper running costs if you are able to charge it and not too dependent on the petrol engine. You probably have nice cruise control options too :)

 

If that's the new "brace for impact position", I am so dead...  

I only watch the Crafts channel...  

  How dare you post something direct from a source that hasn't been cherry-picked and then right-wing-washed through at least seven intermediate conspiracy websites and then presented by a shadily-paid spokesperson who claims he/she is an expert in a field unrelated to their training!    What are you? Some kind of  facts-ist?