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Don"t you touch me baby 'cos I'm shaking so much. .  

  Probably,  if you go walking  in a group...  

  Whereas I'm thinking of starting  business selling Xylospongia on  e-Bay.  

I used to have a hat with a 60W bulb on it but I had to stop wearing it. It was making me light-headed.  

  Maybe rewatch an old TV series... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivors_(1975_TV_series)    " As the world's population is almost annihilated by a mysterious pandemic, accidentally unleashed by a Chinese scientist..."

  If we're going to have silly Star Wars clouds, couldn't we at least have one of Daft Vapour?  

  The manager of the first professional women's football team was being interviewed. "And what was the hardest part about creating the first professional  women's team?" "Persuading 11 women to be seen in public in the same outfit."    

What do you call a man sitting in a cup of tea?   Lionel Richtea    

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Somebody heard the rumours about Mary Magdalene

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  Blimey - it's hard enough for most men to get it into the hole when the seat is up! This is a real challenge.      

  I'm sure they'll see it that way ;)

    Rex was sure no one would notice that he had let one slip...