Smaug

Can we come up with an English word that describes this type of track bottoms that's as delightful as "Schnellfickerhose"  

  No, that's already part of the deal that was negotiated. If the solution is found in 30 days the backstop can go; not because there's a renegotiation, but because that's what the current deal already says.

Why wait for the nurses when you could grab the coppers' bums right there and then? That's what I'd do. As an elderly double -amputee I know I'd get away with it. Who's going to dare prosecute me?    

  That's not what it sounded to me. It sounded like what the EU has been saying forever: "if you show us the way to control the flow of goods between the EU and the UK without a border, we can talk about this; if not, the Backstop stays."

https://youtu.be/AsWhqB-TVTc   https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/23/go-old-man-go-mobility-scooter-fugitive-evades-police-in-low-speed-chase   The video of this old man repeatedly outmaneuvering a police car to escape is hilarious!    

  I look like the "after" both before and after.

Madison, my floor cleaning robot, is annoying me by bumping onto the sofa while I am lying on it reading TT. 

So, if the person you are paying your rent to isn’t the owner, who is he?

Those Yorkshire puddings are obscene!

  I think I have a criminal mind rather than a good eye! 

  I interpret the question not as "is my family guilty of my tax evasion?" but as "I owe money to the tax office: can they still get it if I transfer my assets to my wife and children?".   Either way, I have no idea!

    Why do you think this is a police matter?  

  I wonder if he scratches out "Europäische Union" from his children's passports.

Sorry, I have no idea, but isn't there a notary involved? You could just ask her.

  I propose "slug-mug"