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About Smaug

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  • Location Frankfurt am Main
  • Nationality Spain
  • Hometown Madrid
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  1. "Untranslatable" German words

    Can we come up with an English word that describes this type of track bottoms that's as delightful as "Schnellfickerhose"  
  2. Brexit: The fallout

      No, that's already part of the deal that was negotiated. If the solution is found in 30 days the backstop can go; not because there's a renegotiation, but because that's what the current deal already says.
  3. What made you laugh today?

    Why wait for the nurses when you could grab the coppers' bums right there and then? That's what I'd do. As an elderly double -amputee I know I'd get away with it. Who's going to dare prosecute me?    
  4. Brexit: The fallout

      That's not what it sounded to me. It sounded like what the EU has been saying forever: "if you show us the way to control the flow of goods between the EU and the UK without a border, we can talk about this; if not, the Backstop stays."
  5. What made you laugh today?   The video of this old man repeatedly outmaneuvering a police car to escape is hilarious!    
  6. What made you laugh today?

      I look like the "after" both before and after.
  7. First World Problems

    Madison, my floor cleaning robot, is annoying me by bumping onto the sofa while I am lying on it reading TT. 
  8. So, if the person you are paying your rent to isn’t the owner, who is he?
  9. What are you cooking today?

    Those Yorkshire puddings are obscene!
  10. Tax Evasion - Can spouse or children be held liable?

      I think I have a criminal mind rather than a good eye! 
  11. Tax Evasion - Can spouse or children be held liable?

      I interpret the question not as "is my family guilty of my tax evasion?" but as "I owe money to the tax office: can they still get it if I transfer my assets to my wife and children?".   Either way, I have no idea!
  12. Tax Evasion - Can spouse or children be held liable?

        Why do you think this is a police matter?  
  13. Brexit: The fallout

      I wonder if he scratches out "Europäische Union" from his children's passports.
  14. Family member refusing to accept Inheritance

    Sorry, I have no idea, but isn't there a notary involved? You could just ask her.
  15. "Untranslatable" German words

      I propose "slug-mug"