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Haha, social distance is the answer.

Trivia: Where is the error in this picture about the new Slovak government?

If you violate the Coronavirus curfew in India, the police will humilate you in public: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P8hfjxWSI-E   Others were hit with a wooden stick or whip.

This is already the case in Spain: only elderly who are not mobile can shop groceries online.

Sales of toilet paper in Germany went up 700% (source: n-tv).

I thought that these bikers are self-employed and no employee?

Hmm, I eat beans for decades, but still fart. I'm single and in quarantine, so who cares 👯.  Tonight, I made meat balls Italian style: lots of garlic. I'm not going to the office or customer, so who cares again 👍.

There is plenty of Weißbier, so I'm fine.

You probably didn't live in halls of residence with full catering in England, haha.    PS- What is appealing at Mac & Cheese :)?

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I normally don't do tips, but Proctor & Gamble produces toilet paper 🤑.

It doesn't take into consideration the number of pees and poos. It differs you know 👻.

I read this entertaining article where among others president Lukashenko of Belarus joked that vodka makes a good hand sanitizer and helps to kill the virus by drinking it as well: https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/03/22/cologne-sanitizer-boxed-wine-and-bidets-how-people-in-68-countries-are-coping-with-coronavirus-140648

I joined in July 2011 and I can remember this one from the same month: https://www.toytowngermany.com/forum/topic/222456-diarrhea-remedy-while-at-oktoberfest/   Highly entertaining.

"Meanwhile, burglars are complaining that they are put out of business since everbody stays at home."