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Original commentary of Uruguay after 1-0 against Egypt:   Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.

Hmm, the last time they played Sweden, it was 4-4 after leading 4-0 against the Vikings. Sweden kept Holland and Italy out of Russia.

Do it like the Japanese and flush during peeing 🤓.

@jeremytwo is offline, so I will ask the question:"Do they have decent boobs?"   PS- In Sport1 they employ at least half a dozen blonds for football programs. Nobody knows the offside rule.

FTFY.

OK, so basically you only recognize CR7 on the pitch and that's it. Sounds like the average female football fan ⚽️😄😄.

@fraufruit: ah, you thought you were watching Portugal-Spain, but it was Ronaldo-Spain   @pmdtickets are very expensive for locals. They want to earn back the €10,5 billion it spent on stadions.   @swimmer: Diego Costa scored 2 goals and he is from Atletico Madrid.

He just scored 2 goals, so I don't think it messed him up. It probably motivated him.

First 'new' Rembrandt discovered in 44 years by Dutch art historian/dealer. It had gone undiscovered for 4 centuries: https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKCN1IH14V

The real thing? Do you mean this guy with a 14-hour erection? https://www.menshealth.com/health/amp19527343/what-is-priapism/

In Italy, coffee is seen as art, so an artist visa makes sense 😀.   @hugsrock: most freelance teachers have no fulltime job and can only survive, because their partner have a decent job.

@hugsrock: let's say you earn €20 per hour as a freelance teacher and deduct 20% for pension, 15% for healthcare, etc. what is left at the end?

Great advice. Oh yeah, the Chinese ones with special side effects, right?

The White House sacks employees who put together torn papers by President Trump with Scotch tape in order to archive this: https://www.politico.com/story/2018/06/10/trump-papers-filing-system-635164   Some papers were torn so often, it looked like confetti.

You struggle with posting in the right thread: "Worst Jokes Ever" 😄.