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About tor

  • Birthday 11/13/2006

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  • Location Hamburg
  • Nationality US
  • Hometown midwest and seattle, mostly...
  • Gender Male
  • Interests i am a freelance musician... which means i'm a busy english teacher.

    like drinking beer(s!) and hanging with friends...
  1. Only in America...

    for 95 clams you can have a virtual meet and greet with what used to be Tori Spelling.
  2. according to H, a health care professional, you are allowed to meet with people in your building.
  3. First off I'll say haters gonna hate.   I had a very bizarre chat last night.   A friend came over and we sat on my big balcony and had a beer. Along comes upstairs neighbor B and says, 'oh that looks like fun. can I join you?' I'm like, 'sure.' 'I'll get a bottle of wine and come down'. Now, I have had less than a handful of chats with B in about 10 years.  I told my friend 'I am pretty sure her name is B, but I'll introduce you and you can get her name'   I leave the door open and get another chair. As she sits down, she say 'oh, I saw H in the stairway and she is coming down.' So we start having a nice chat and H shows up with a G&T  and says 'S is on his way too'. I get another chair and now we all corners. we continue chatting and S shows up also with G&T and says J is on her way as well. fuck. Well, we'll have to go inside so we can spread out a little.   I put out chips and pretzels and chocolate. the gin runs out so they my raid bar, I have no tonic, (the horror) so we use cranberry juice and zitrone limo. I text my friend and say 'this is so fucking bizarre' and he laughs. we are chatting about CV, what else is there, B announces, "Yeah, I got CV while on my ski holiday in Austria and I just finished 14 days of complete quarantine.' We all look at her. And she continues to to describe what is was like. She passed the test and few days ago and was declared free from the virus. She said her symptoms were quite mild: slight fever and lost the sense of taste.   J says 'oh yeah, I saw a guy in a HazMat suit come into the building and I wondered what that was all about'. B says 'yes, that was for me, and he left the suit in my flat and I had to get rid of it' . we start making jokes about Mars maennchen.   There are 9 flats in my building and people from 4 of them were in my living room and nobody new she had been infected or cured or was in quarantine.  that;s how much Hamburgers talk to their neighbors. We have all lived here for at least 10 years.   we continue drinking and chatting and then H started a whatsapp group for the building, so now we are all 'connected' and they want to have another party soon.   that is all...  
  4. Lose vs. loose

    I miss schmitty. he was fun.
  5. What made you laugh today?

    no titty money...  
  6. The Vent - No Chat!

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!     at nothing in particular.    
  7. What made you laugh today?

    I am losing the race...  
  8. I tried to fill out the form for Hamburg, but it was only accepting German passport numbers.  They said they are working on it.  As documents, I was told a scan of my passport and proof of paying taxes, like the bescheinigung in steurlichen sachen...or what ever it's called.    
  9. Stop the spread of Moronavirus on Toytown

    It's possible. NPR in Seattle will no longer broadcast its Corona virus press conferences.
  10. Strange facts that you never wanted to know

    separated by a Highway.
  11. Use the search function for 'divorce' , it is a long process
  12. The English Teacher's Corner

    I have done a ton of online teaching. I use Adobe Connect a lot, but am now learning LCube and Teams.   If you have any general questions, perhaps I can answer them   If you want to set up a practice Learn Cube lesson group, let me know.