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  • Location Hamburg
  • Nationality US
  • Hometown midwest and seattle, mostly...
  • Gender Male
  • Interests i am a freelance musician... which means i'm a busy english teacher.

    like drinking beer(s!) and hanging with friends...
  1. Carl Reiner.    what else do you need to say?    
  2. Why are you happy today?

    I got a little money from the Staatsoper for not working. I finally feel like a German. 
  3. Travel to the US and back.

    I cancelled my trip. too many unkowns...  LH says full refund.  I am sad. my mom is gutted and relieved . strange world.
  4. Only in America...

    The House votes to approve D.C statehood   ' It is the first time a chamber of Congress has approved establishing the nation’s capital as the 51st state. The measure is all but certain to die in the Republican-led Senate. '
  5. first blow job is free
  6. Use the message boards at your local Rewe Edeka Penny Budni etc.
  7.   Not defending him at all, but the Army is not really known for granting requests...   Drill Sargent Sir, could you please send me to Key West? I am a beach kinda guy.   Sure, Here is your camo assume the position...   Which is, of course, the opening line in Shaving Ryan's Privates...     sorry, it's been a while
  8. Where to exchange Euros to Czech Koruna?

    I think you can pay with Yen in Prague, and Euro most other larger places.    Stay on your guard, Prague is one of the worst place for pickpockets and tourist scams. Always order from a menu with prices. If you ask for the special written on the chalk board and they say, 'we are out of that, but we will bring you something similar', you will be stuck with a huge bill.    I am going to miss lunches in Marienbad this summer :{
  9. What made you laugh today?

      yer new around these parts, ain't ya?
  10. Why are you unhappy today?

    First time in 18 years that I am not in Bayreuth for the summer. I am more than sad. 
  11. What made you laugh today?

    Faux news quotes Monty Python